Drinking laws

Something that varies very vastly from country to country. For example, the US has very strict drinking laws in which people can be charged with under age drinking if they’re under the age of 21 and bartenders will obsessively ask for ID until their late 20s, where as in Mexico a 15-year-old can asl for alcoholic beverages without even being asked for ID even though the drinking age is 18.

*example of drinking laws*
(USA)
20-year-old & 11 months: can I have a small glass of corona
bartender: ID
20-year-old & 11 months: (shows ID)
bartender: Woah Woah Woah! You’re not allowed to drink here. Come back in exactly 25 days then I can serve you until then though fuck off

(Mexico)
15-year-old: Can a have a glass of tequila with a pint of gin, the strongest of course
bartender: Oh what the hell why not

by Dubiks March 30, 2019

flom docking

Describing ones actions, this could include movement or expressions.

Also can be used to describe a person an idiot or fool. See Flom Docker.

"Went to Bionic last night, was Flom Docking all over the place"

Steve : "what you up to en?!"
Clive : "flom docking it right up like"

"Look at him, he's a right Flom Docker like"

"Fuck me, what a Flom Docker"

by Lanie B February 18, 2008

Scuba-docking

Space-docking or mutual masturbation performed in public aquariums.

Scuba-Docking involves the reciprocal act of passing faeces from one willing anus to another for enjoyment or sexual stimulation; or masturbating yourself or another participant in view of this act.

by JGCon February 16, 2012

weekday drinking

The best week after a break up

Tomi just broke up with me.. Gonna need this weekday drinking

by Skrubbywub October 28, 2013

Ice Docking

Ice Docking is when a man puts his penis into the foreskin of another man. But in this twist you put an ice cube in between the foreskin. Letting it melt while grinding eachother to a big climax.

Vikz went to the back room to perform some ice docking. He was hot and wanted to cool down while loving his boyfriend.

by blijekarper April 4, 2020

SpaceX Docking

When you outsource the job of shitting into someone’s vagina to someone else while playing David Bowie’s Space Oddity.

Bill decided it was a job for Elon to fill her void. Elon put her on her the tried and true pile driver position, turned around and squatted, and delivered the brown payload completing the SpaceX Docking.

by Sean OConnor May 31, 2020

drinking red

eating a female out that is on her period

oh guess what i did! i took a drink of red today

by jenni November 18, 2003