crusty ant

Something that people say to get attention, even though it means fucking nothing on the urban dictionary.

"You don't even know what crusty ant means!"

by shivers1772 May 23, 2019

crusty face

Someone who has an utter crusty face. Other things that can refer to this is crustifer or flaker

Oh dear that man has a crusty face better give him some E -45

by Rasib Spearbum January 23, 2017

Crusty

A spiritual, earthy person. Generally unwashed, possibly barefoot, and frugal.
Similar to: “crunchy” and “hippie”

“Look at that crusty”
“That crusty guy with the dog”

by Nicola1923declaration September 4, 2023

Crusty buttercup

When a girl takes a shit over the closed eyes of a guy during sex. They let the shit cake and dry up over the eyes as the guy keeps his eyes closed. Then just as he is about to cum he opens his eyes like a buttercup opening it’s leaves for sunlight while the shit flakes and brakes up all over her back

On my momma we had some great crusty buttercup sex

by Themuncherito October 13, 2019

The crusty Frida

When you’re gf is sleeping, you shave some pubes and then cum between her eyes and layer the pubes in fine fashion as to give her a unibrow, then when she wakes up she’ll be crusty and angry and look like Frida Calo.

She fell asleep and I gave the Crusty Frida for the third time this week and boy, was she crusty.

by Evanstein99 December 1, 2023

crusty fart

A very weird and crusty fart

God man i just got a crusty fart!

by CorruptedChaos March 15, 2022

crusty sadness

An uncomfortably familiar yet disturbing patch on a blanket usually owned by a male

Awe man, what’s with this crusty sadness on this blanket.

by Just-another-average-rando July 24, 2022