French credit card

A credit card (see definition) but done on the front, or crotch area

My cousin walked by and gave me a French credit card

by Rebeccable December 22, 2019

wv credit card

Basically, it consists of a clear rubber hose long enough to fit in a car gas tank & a container (gummint approved or not) to hold the gasoline. Hose needs to be clear so you can see when the gas starts flowing and thereby avoid swallowing too much gas.

Junior, go an' fetch us our WV credit card so's we can git our petrol from brother Cletus's 1977 Nova. Hell, he don't need all 8 gallons fer hisself!

by jlujan69 April 15, 2020

Mushroom Credit

Taking credit for something you didn't do that naturally occurred.

🧑"See that mushroom that's in my backyard? I grew that."

👩"I think it grew overnight and you are just taking mushroom credit."

by Kirby420 March 16, 2021

after credits

when you poopoo your pants a little after pulling up your pants after poopooing in the bathroom

Oop! After credits! I was only in the bathroom like 5 minutes ago.

by poopoomanthatsme April 16, 2021

Cobra credit

To have credit that is so bad that it sets off alarms and even the sprinklers the kind of credit Homer Simpson had when he tried to buy a car

That n**** try to buy an RV today but got turned down because he had Cobra credit oh hell no that's f***** up

by Cobrakia June 22, 2021

Undue credit

Really all credit is undue credit, since nobody owes anybody anything, including credit or respect.

The one(s) claiming to make the familiar revolutionary is just another person/group of people that wants undue credit for making changes to something, even unwanted changes.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021

Business Credit

Your business credit score should not a ZERO! You don’t have to use your personal money. Stop attaching your social security number to your business. Your business keeps getting denied because your business isn’t set up properly. Your business credit has your home address listed. Your business credit score isn’t at least an 80. You haven’t established no vendors under your business credit report. Last but not least, if you thought getting an EIN was enough to start a business your are completely WRONG!

Text TFGTAX TO 22828 or go to www.talleyfinancialgroupinc.com if you want to properly set up your business and build business credit

by Business Credit November 23, 2021