the catch

The act of ejaculating into a rag or other receptacle when masturbating so as not to make a mess.

Clint needed to jack off again. He was out of Kleenex so he used a dirty sock for the catch.

by Wiseman July 10, 2006

Deadliest Catch

A woman who has no business wearing fishnet stockings but wears them anyway.

"Dude, did you see that fat chick in the fishnets?"
"Yeah, she's the deadliest catch"

by josev October 26, 2012

nice catch no-catch

What you say to someone after they have fucked up, as in catching a ball.

*throws something, it hits you in the head*
"Nice catch, no-catch!"

by matt November 5, 2004

Ninja Catch

When a surprise object is falling and you catch it before it reaches the ground

When billy opened the cabinet a cup fell out, billy used a ninja catch to get it before it hit the ground and broke.

by Z_watts June 14, 2015

have a catch

an incorrect, non-sensical description of tossing a ball between two people. a catch is not something you can have, it is something you do.

Yo, it's mad cold. Let's have a catch to warm up before the game.

by cromikaze October 10, 2008

you catch my drift

If you understand what I mean, often in reference to the rude version of a double entendre or innuendo.

"She put his sausage in her mouth, if you catch my drift"

by Hugo-h12 October 10, 2016

If you catch my drift

If you get what iam saying

Do whatever you want, you can even roll a Riza, if you catch my drift

by B4tty Boy July 31, 2019