Tossing the Cells

When your employer comes by to snoop on your computer screen to see what you have open and/or who you're talking to.

Guy 1: there's a difference between monitoring your internet activity and going through your personal information
like you're some prison inmate and they're tossing the cells

Guy 2: yeah it's bullshit. lol

Guy 1: but they're saving you from yourself.

Guy 2: LOL

by Brandon Hatecobs June 23, 2011

Popeye's Certified

Popeye's Certified- A state of being and/or lifestyle in which one has achieved the level of "Hood Rich" in local society, but despite all the fame and fortune, one is never too good to eat at Popeye's Chicken.

Coined by: Andre Nickatina in his 2010 album Khan! The Me Generation

Defined above by: Tanner Pauline 2011

One is Popeye's Certified if you meet the following prerequisites:
1) achieve "Hood Rich" status.
2) enjoy the finer more expensive things in life.
3) NEVER be too good for Popeye's Chicken, because Popeye's Chicken is Bomb!!!

by Tanner Pauline December 26, 2011

spackle the ceiling

1. Codespeak between guys meaning to masturbate excessively... Also 2. To come so hard while masturbating and after looking down and not seeing any results realize that is what is dripping on your forhead because it landed on the ceiling.

2 dudes conversing in the presence of females...
Dude1: Man you missed an awesome party the other night, where were you?
Dude2: Uh, I stayed home man I had to ' spackle the ceiling.'
Dude1: I heard that

by roosterjackson70 February 17, 2017

We share brain cells on that one

Something you say when you agree with someone or share the same opinions.

Because I agreed with her opinion, I said “We share brain cells on that one”

by tinyneverland18 October 2, 2020

Ceasar

The most caring, lovable guy you could ever possibly know. Shoot, you can probably just title him as a big teddy bear! He acts like a hard ass, but honestly he has a big heart. He will go through so much just to be with his girl friend. He doesn't rush his girl(s), he's a true gentlemen. Sure, he makes a few mistakes but he tries to fix them soon in the future. He's not perfect but trust me, you would fall in a deep love spell with him. He has such a way with words. A bit of a heart breaker but hey who isn't /:

Hey, did you hear? Ceasar broke up with his girlfriend again!

Ceasar and his girl were totally swapping spit at his house last night!

by bereaal February 2, 2018

celebrity

A lucky slacker multi-millionaire. Rarely has more talent than you or me

J.Lo

by irene-o November 7, 2003

50 cent

Its just two quarters

ey, lemme borrow 50 cent
you mean 50 cents dumbass

by ChinesePowah September 4, 2005