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Bush Hooker 

A bush hooker is a woman/girl in the australian trance party scene, that is known for frequent leg opening, general whore-ishness, being a total gay bitch an very likely to spread a new type of STD. You would be wise to avoid the scabbed up Bush Hooker.
Ted: Hey Steve, what do you reckon of that blond one over on the dance floor being a mad slut?

Steve: Nah not her mate, she's been boarded more times than a P&O cruise liner, and she smells like muff garbage too.

Ted: Oh yeah thats right, thats that gay bitch that calls herself a "psy-bogan", what a festy bush hooker
Bush Hooker by fukcdoof February 11, 2013
Related Words

Bush doctrine 

Something Sarah Palin doesn't know.
"I don't even know what the Bush Doctrine is"

bush trimmer 

a bush trimmer is when a person (male or female) eats out a gurl and gets the gurls pubic hairs stuck either in there mouth, or between there teeth
gil gave dena a bush trimming last tuesday, and steffan gave tanya a bush trimming on friday as well.

bush doctor 

Common term referring to a gynaecologist who works in the Australian outback.
My bush doctor tried to impregnate me with peas because he wanted me to have a green baby.
bush doctor by amulet_1972 March 6, 2009

bush anchor 

An aussie word made up as kids instead of saying wanker which as a kid was considered by our parents as a swear word, so we made our own word up instead off using wanker! Something different,
"Your a bush anchor!"
Meaning = your a wanker
Can be used instead of other words such as tosser,tool,fuckwit,idiot,twit,twat, bogan, etc
bush anchor by Beenastar July 10, 2006

bush burn 

a bush burn is when someone with excessively long pubic hairs has sex with someone way too fast an hard, and the friction causes heat and severe discomfort. severe cases can lead to a forest fire
"why the fuck you walkin like that brotha? you think you own the place or somthin?"

"nah man, i got fuckin sick bush burn from that french chick last night"
bush burn by The-Mathias July 1, 2008