blondette

A brunette who dye her hair blonde. Usually due to the vain hope of becoming more sexually appealing.

brunette: yuch... you must redye your hair, your roots are all black!
blondette: oh, honey, next time remind me that, don't forget I'm blonde now...

by bajoom September 6, 2005

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blondephobiamitosis

1: The fear that if you dye your hair blonde in any shade, your IQ will automatically drop to that of a boardslut.
2: If you're blonde than your brain cells change to something like marshmellows (which are lighter than air) and float right out of the top of your head-very scary to watch.
3: The way we brunettes act around the skanky blondes we all love and know.

Blonde: Like, wow, my nails are Peachy Keen Pink. Do you think, that, maybe, like, it might not, like, go with my, like eyelashes? Wait-do eyelashes even have a color. I want to dye mine purple like Barney. Cool...
Brunette: I think that I am going to kill myself-you're the stupidest person I know. I think I'm suffering from blondephobiamitosis.

by Lolita Promises March 31, 2008

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Genuine Blonde

a blonde dude, or girl that doesn't die its hair in order to have it blonde, genuine blondes have every single hair, from every single part, blonde.

that blonde dude has yellow eye-lashes, he must be a Genuine Blonde.

by bvxc65 June 2, 2011

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Blonde

Whoever says Blondes are dumb are fuckwits. im blonde and ive already made 5 major movies, made 6 grand and have my own business. Im still in school and all. Go figure.

Blondes are da best-rest are jealous.

by Biafra J July 26, 2004

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