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baller stats 

Favorable regard gained with romantic interests, particularly when gained because of one's affiliations or basic demographic information beyond one's control.
Being from California gives her baller stats in Podunkville, SC.

Man, I wish I had baller stats like you got.
baller stats by K-Wheezle July 23, 2004

bellcrease

'bellcrease' or creaser in fact refers to a gay due to the creasing of the stomach muscles when bending over in order to recieve a cock up the batty. However, one may use it as general term of abuse, comparable to gaylord.
The 'bell' prefix is used simply as an indication of the tip of the male genitalia and the target's love thereof.
"Duncan is such a bellcreaser. He'd crease for a piece of taleggio"
bellcrease by napier August 1, 2006

Bellarke 

A ship for people too insecure to believe that Clexa will last forever.
Boy: omg, bellarke is so cute
Girl: eww no! Clarke sees Bellamy as a brother.
Bellarke by LLOIM-YGSO November 29, 2020
When a female inserts both of her large toes into a male's anus.

Derived from the feminine squeal made by the man once his anus is penetrated; also named by the use of the two toes during this procedure that are commonly used by ballerinas.
Guy 1: "Dude what's wrong with you"
Guy 2: "Oh, my girlfriend ballerina'd me hard last night."

Girl 1: "Well how do you dominate him?"
Girl 2: "I give him the old ballerina, shuts him right up. ;)"
Ballerina by ogle21 August 14, 2011

Low Baller 

A person who offers an unreasonably low amount for something they are trying to buy. Typically an offer of 30% (or lower) less than the asking price is considered a low ball offer.
Item X is for sale for the amount of $1500.

Low Baller:
I'll give you $1000 for your X.

Seller:
GTFO of here. Like I said, no low ball offers you POS! And stop wasting my time!
Low Baller by USMC SGT November 1, 2011

Balleranium

The most baller of substances EVER!
100000000000x harder than Steel and 1000000000000x sexier as well!

If you obtain Balleranium status, you are known as the master of macking, the hardest of the hard, and the pimpest of pimp.

Balleranium is #169 on the periodic table
When Michael Jordan won his 6th ring, it was made out of Balleranium.

When Lance Armstrong won his final tour de France, his bike was made of Balleranium.

Batmans car is made from Balleranium.
Balleranium by BTV Mrs. Good December 11, 2010