27TH base

Taking 7 males, and going into the Russian zero gravity aircraft (vomit comet). Seven virgins should also be present. Then engaging in bisexual intercourse with all those involved simultaneously - usually involves having new holes torn in the muscle of your anus to accommodate males.

Dude #1: Wow....
Dude #2: What....
Dude #1: Someone found a new base so uploaded it to Urban Dictionary.
Dude #2: OMMFG. Do they not already have...
Dude #1: Yeah.... 26.
Dude #2: Yeah. Someone went to 27TH base

by I still haven't got over it.... March 25, 2008

baseball

A very difficult and amazing game, played by some of the greatest athletes in the world and if you think its boring youre retarded. This game is so difficult the failure rate is 7/10 times, if youre someone who doesnt like baseball and bashes it saying its easy then you obviously havent played or tried to pitch to buster posey, matt kemp, juan uribe, or andre ethier, or tried to hit a clayton kershaw 97 mph fastball. Do that well then say its easy.

Person 1: "Wow did you see that Kershaw struck out Howie Kendrick on 3 pitches!"

Person 2: "Yeah thats what happens when you throw 95 mph its baseball magic."

by Verhine March 29, 2011

Ace of Base

AN AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME Band from the late 90's ish and its awesome. They rock man.

"Dont turn around you dont wanna see my heart breakin dont turn around i dont want you seein me cry"

by Joel April 22, 2005

third base

Getting to third base is the most ambiguous stage of high-school heterosexual interaction. The definition really depends on how far the boy goes: is it an intermediate stage followed by going all the way, or is it the final stage of making out? (everything that follows is from the boy's perspective) When I was a kid (mid-70s) it meant groping skin-to-skin instead of through the clothes. Today it's gone farther: "getting to third" implies that you eventually squirted; "I got as far as third" means that you didn't do it inside her (hand job, blow job, dry-hump, just lose it while making out, etc.). If you go all the way, it doesn't really matter when you got to third.

"How far did you go?"
"Third base, dude! She wouldn't drop her panties, but we kept at it until I spooged my boxers."

by e-boy February 19, 2007

basedgod

lil b will be a historical inspiration and monument in 100 years. he will be so inspirational that people will create a new sort of dance-style called lil bance, which becomes the most popular dance-style in the world the year 2132. lil b will exist in the new bible as it gets confirmed that lil b actually is jesus reborn to create history that will last until our universe implodes. #based

oh my god basedgod you can fuck my bitch basedgod

by basedbitchh October 30, 2011

Base

Opposite of peak. Good luck or fortune. When something goes down that is good on your behalf, base for you. When something goes down that is good for someone else, base for them.

"Gerald scored a fit bird, base for him."

"Just found a tenner, base for me"

by Samalam24 May 28, 2017

55th base

when two women make a plan to rape a fat man but half way through the rape the women start fucking each other while the fat man jacks off while watching them

dude 1: i got to 55th base last night
dude 2: you don't look that fat to me.

by squidworth May 2, 2009