6 definitions by e-boy

The sensation of your rectum filling up with shit that's less than solid. Impending diarrhea.

Getting to third base is the most ambiguous stage of high-school heterosexual interaction. The definition really depends on how far the boy goes: is it an intermediate stage followed by going all the way, or is it the final stage of making out? (everything that follows is from the boy's perspective) When I was a kid (mid-70s) it meant groping skin-to-skin instead of through the clothes. Today it's gone farther: "getting to third" implies that you eventually squirted; "I got as far as third" means that you didn't do it inside her (hand job, blow job, dry-hump, just lose it while making out, etc.). If you go all the way, it doesn't really matter when you got to third.

Gastrointestinal cramps that signify the onset of a major shit

A junior-high or high-school wrestler who frequently craps his singlet during a match.

To murder, rape and pillage/plunder. Used as shorthand in my high-school Great Books class when we were discussing Nietzche.

a slang word meaning "cool" or "awesome" usually used by idiots