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Biloxi Blister

A proper biloxi blister is when a lady sits on your face, grinds the hell out of your entire face with her vagina and she must spit on your face to lubricate the face to vagina movement.
its nothing like a birmingham blister or a denver omlette as suggested by some unskilled newbs. "You aint in biloxi if you dont see a lil cartilage" Hence Biloxi Blister
by southern sex slinger September 1, 2009
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blasted

1. Being put down in a most vicious yet amusing manner, leading to "ground please swallow-me-up-and-let-me-die" embarrassment.
2. Getting cussed big-time
"You got blasted, man!"
by L. Awknad March 10, 2005
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blastard

Ay, we was hoopin down at the park, right, and then some blastard gonna steal my ball, man! I couldn't believe that shit.
by chickenfries0101 August 19, 2007
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crunk blasted

To get stomp'd the fuck out.
"Yo this nigga Fat Joe did a piece over Smash WGF."
"Word? I woulda crunk blasted his punk ass."
"Don't Front."
by Migreg September 29, 2004
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Inglorious Basterd

One who goes around Germany killing and tormenting German Nazis'. Most preferable during the Second World War. The typical way to kill Nazis is by bare hands, guns, knives, boot heels, piano wire, or just about anything you can imagine killing a Nazi with.

Rules and tips of an Inglorious Basterd:

1) If the Nazi is left alive and is allowed to escape, a swastika symbol must always be carved directly in the center of his forehead.

2) If a Nazi is dead, his scalp must be removed by knife.

3) Collecting 100 Nazi scalps proves a skilled and accomplished Inglorious Basterd.

4) Shooting a Nazi's testicles off or bashing his brains in with a baseball bat is an epic victory.

5) There is never any prisoner business, there is only killing Nazi business. Business must always be booming.
Famous Inglorious Basterds:
Lt. Aldo Raine (aka, Aldo the Apache)
Sgt. Donny Donowitz (aka, The Bear Jew)
Sgt. Hugo StiGlitz
Indiana Jones (Not an original 'Basterd')
by stebo11 January 30, 2010
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Birmingham Blister

Same as a Denver Omelet, but without the handstand.
She stared into his jagged rows of teeth, and opted to give him a Birmingham Blister instead.
by Slappypants Magee May 26, 2008
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blister story

A story with an elaborate explanation about how something relatively simple happened to you.
Guy on youtube tells the blister story of how he got his foot blister by having to use his left sock as a toilet paper substitute in a Thai public toilet.
by Lanny Falvo February 23, 2010
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