Alexander

That guy you'd like to have sex with who smokes a lot of pot.

Friend: How are things going with Alexander?

Me: They aren't. Can't get a hold of him because he's always fucking stoned.

by DatHonestKid November 4, 2012

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

:a congresswoman with proposals so braindead and retarded only an idiot can support her

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is so cool when she talks about her green new deal that will destroy a bunch of jobs and tax us a fucking lot in the name of universal healthcare

by unkoeater22 February 25, 2021

alexandre

a guy with no friends who reads books about dragon porn and likes men come to think of it alexandre isnt actually a guy just a wierd faggot with a tic tac of a dick. a weirdo not cool enough for a nickname

you are as retarded as alexandre

by yubisalure October 7, 2009

alexander tran

A fat guy who try hards at games because it wants people to be friends with him beacause he doesn’t really have any.

Alexander Tran is my online friend

by Alex Kim September 24, 2017

Alexander

A guy who definitely belongs with a girl named natalie

Oh dang alexander you should get with natalie and natalie should get with alexander

by ShipperQueen July 5, 2019

Alexander

He is a son of a Bitch who likes impersonating people on Snapchat and is jealous cause someone rejected him he is trying to rip a friendship apart with her friend and I know if you reading this Alexander/Ashley fuck you bitch oh you remember ihatesandraa like your fr butt hurt like STFU

Oh I think this is a fake Snapchat account I think it’s Alexander

by Ihatealexandrr August 13, 2019

Alexander

A name which determines a social status, declaring, if they go by Alex they a thot, they go by Xander they a 5'6" lil bitch who thinks they is a dungeon master

"Yo, you reckon that guys an Alex or a Xander on the Alexander Scale?"

by Itsybitsyteenyweenytitties April 10, 2020