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War Wagon

(In Southern U.S. slang)
Term used to describe an old full-size sedan with very many dings, dents, and scratches (not actual structural damage apart from a very minor dent from, for instance, slowly tapping a curb or pole when parking) that continues pushing its atypically large motor well on past two to three hundred thousand miles.
Grandfather: Kiddo, your granny's Impala is one hell of a war wagon!
by Hayden Avengerkid5 February 2, 2024
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lettuce wagon

Don't get behind a lettuce wagon, they stink.
by BlackSage May 21, 2018
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Snack Wagon

A squad of fine-ass people (usually women) who roll up together looking like a mobile buffet of badness.
Not just a snack — this crew is a full-course combo rolling deep and unapologetically hot.
They don’t walk in — they arrive.
• “Bro… the club just shook. A snack wagon just pulled up and I forgot how to talk.”
• “You see that squad over there? Certified snack wagon.”
• “Five baddies, one car, one mission: slay. It’s the snack wagon.”
by TattedUpJeep July 11, 2025
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Puke a dog off a gut wagon

Uuhhhhhhgggggg this coleslaw is so gross you could puke a dog off a gut wagon!
by puddytat April 27, 2019
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Paddy Wagon

The term Paddy Wagon actually goes back to the early 1700s in southern states when big tough unskilled Irish immigrants were hired to pursue runaway slaves or transport slaves to new owners or otherwise control defiant slaves. These men were called "Paddy Rollers". These Paddy Rollers were given horse drawn wagons to use to transport the slaves hence "Paddy Wagons".
The slaves were thrown into the Paddy Wagon by the Irish Paddy Rollers.
by Jerry8141 September 29, 2019
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Mike Wagon

That one guy in your friend group who keeps referring to “cabbage” until he gets one of the homies to laugh.
“Dude, when will Mike Wagon stop talking about cabbage??”
by msmithrealty6969 January 5, 2024
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Spic wagon

A slang term for a landscaping truck
"I saw a spic wagon on my way to work yesterday"
by Suckercuck March 16, 2020
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