Thottery 

Noun- a group, place, or website in which you can find all manner of thirsty men or women. A lottery of thots.

Yeah girl, I went on tinder, that site is a fucking thottery. There were like seventeen dudes within five minutes sending me messages about if I wanted to fuck on the down low. It was gross.

Thottery by Mark D. Interest March 10, 2015

Twitter 

Social media messaging service for the following.
-"The Sexy"
-Those who keep tabs on real people whom we call friends.
-Celebrities who make claim and believe to be real people.
-Certainly not weird social degenerates.

Usable through various forms of "current" stellar transmissions including:
SMS
IM
GPS
SSBJ
TPS
LMFAO

It is exceptional to the previous form of communication!

I follow all my friends with Twitter no matter what!

i.e.
Jean Claude - Gawsh... I sure cant believe no one has taken a stab at twitter yet!

Brucie Boye - "I KNOOW!!"

Twitter by jergonymous esquire VII March 16, 2009

twitteratzi 

The stalkers that follow strangers on Twitter.

I'm getting pretty creeped out by all the twitteratzi following my status.

twitteratzi by coloradojules January 12, 2009

Twitterati 

Twitterati refers to the users of Twitter . The are active in [tweeting], interacting and sharing [news].

Hey, are you a Twitterati?
Whats that?
Yup you are a Twitterati

Twitterati by Universe213 May 5, 2020

twitter fingers 

meaning to tweet quickly without thinking, tweeting controversially

“wow, she’s really getting canceled on twitter.”

“yeah, it’s cause of her twitter fingers.”

twitter fingers by hbweroda November 24, 2020

Teeter Twatter 

Getting handcuffed to a stripper pole while sitting down and having two strippers put there legs up on your shoulders, one from the front and one from the back, and having them seesaw their crotches into your face and back of head.

"Dude, the strippers gave me a teeter twatter at my bachelors' party last night!"

Teeter Twatter by whutthe June 27, 2009

Twatter 

A social networking and microblogging service for the sending of "one to many" messages via SMS or a web interface.

Used by the kind of twats for whom blogs and Facebook status updates don't offer the sheer frequency of attention they crave.

Yah, I use Twatter all the time to stay "hyper-connected" to my friends. I'm a total addict - a real Twatterer!

Twatter by JonnyRoader August 26, 2008