Nicky two

A contraction of the phrase "Nicky two bags, one breakfast, no balls/train/16-25 railcard/sweets/shoes/life"; a person who has the inability to carry less than two bags when one would be more than sufficient, cannot eat a modestly sized greasy spoon breakfast and is unable to sustain life as he perpetually misses trains/train related merchandise.

"Hey Guys, Nicky two bags, one breakfast, no balls/train/16-25 railcard/sweets/shoes/life is a major douchebag for missing out on BOT"

by Johnny Nobags June 19, 2009

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Two Fork Meal

The occurance of ordering so much take out that you are given two forks because they think the order is for two.

I ordered take-out for dinner last night and they they gave me a two fork meal. I ordered so much they thought it was for two people!!!

by MJSch October 13, 2009

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two wheelin'

to hit corners so hard in your car that your only riding on two wheels for that instant

man i was so fucked up last night that i was two wheelin' around every turn in the villager

by oscar breeder March 13, 2010

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Two Word Rule

When a female and male are communicating via text messaging and the female replies with two words or less, the male may not respond. Only exception is if the female is asking a question that consists of only two words. Also, smiley faces count as one word.

Male to another Male: I really want to text Sarah back but I can't because of the two word rule.

examples of two word rule in use include:

Male: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Female: Nothing much.

Male: How are you?
Female: Good.

by buckfuddy3 December 23, 2010

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Two Bob Lob

Tossing a 20 cent piece on a fine girls ass then having all you mates shoot their loads on the ass to see who gets closest

As the boys came over last friday night to play cards we suggested to our flatmate Penny to partake in a game of Two Bob Lob she accepted winner got the pussy.

by Lob Bobber October 25, 2010

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Teddy Two-Step

A Teddy Two-Step is when a male and female partake in sexual intercourse and the male ejaculates his load into the woman's vagina. Immediately after the photo finish the female uses a paint stick to suck the seamen out of her and shoots the load into the males ass.

that bitch pulled a Teddy Two-Step on me!

by Teduardo Sanchez April 6, 2011

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