Twatty Bollocks

You. Now fuck off.

Oi you, Twatty Bollocks

by Some bloke24654 November 11, 2010

Twakin

To freak out or spaz out over something. Usually happens when the person twakin is intoxicated

Quit twakin we'll find your phone

by Scrapper Joe February 20, 2011

twatlord

one who has become such an enormous twat, that they now command all twats seated atop their twat throne, made of stagnant spitballs, presiding over twat peasants. also they are extremely annoying.

darth vader is a twatlord with the force

by the grim bumhole November 20, 2013

Taco Twat

same defintion as camel toe. the seam of the shorts/pants of a woman is so far between the lips of her vagina that it looks like an upside down taco shell............hince the name taco twat

Becky has a taco twat!

by Mrs. Funny Shoes May 26, 2009

twiddle the twat

a slang term used to referance a female masturbating

Girl 1:Damn he's hot!
Girl 2: Fuckin a doesn't he make you wanna twiddle the twat

by Skutner July 4, 2009

Anal Blasting Twat master

Some one who originally sticks there wangoo in a girls vagina. Then once they feel like they are about cum they stick in in the womens rectom.

Peter Boardman is a Anal Blasting Twat master and a big fan of fucking.

by Alex Screech September 24, 2005

Twat Neck

This is when you have a stiff neck from sleepin in an uncomfortable place or your pillow is hard and hurts your neck in the morning.

Fuck me!! Am never sleepin at gretna's house ever again!! I've got a right Twat neck!!

by Funni!! January 19, 2009