The turn of the century 

An era of great disaster, chubbenstein was born, and the world's supply of poop has since been threatened. The poop mongreal was acquired by chubbenstein around this era, some say the poop mongreal is a dog made of poop, others say he is a poop made of dog, which ever, the poop mongreal devours complex carbohydrates and transforms them into nefarious poop.

"I will become Chubbenstein, and conquer the world's supply of poop, and I'm fat, and I'm stupid, and I'm an idiot, and I definitely DON'T EAT POOP, Just kidding, I really eat a lot of poop!" exclaims Chubbenstein at a press conference at the turn of the century in which he was pretending to be Danny Peterson, but Danny Peterson eats poop too, so who's he trying to fool?

The turn of the century by seanyo san January 8, 2004

u-turn dick 

describes a man whose penis does a 360 degree turn and point straight back at himself during an erection, resembling a u-turn or has a shoe horn like effect.

nick: check that dudes erection, he's got a huge u-turn dick happening!

shawn: I know, that's gotta be an illegal curve!

nick: It's strange, yet oddly arousing!

u-turn dick by Chris Carr July 20, 2008

The Sassy Turn-around 

Lie your chick down and load two bumps of cocaine to each of her nipples. Then line a strip of salt vertically down her abdomen. Then place a 1oz shot of Patron on her belly button, and finally place a 1/4 slice of lime into her vagina. Once you have your partner situated, straddle over her head facing towards her feet. Then you shoot the two bumps of cocaine and continue the course to the trail of salt down her belly. Follow this with the shot of patron and finishing of with the chaser of lime out of her pussy. Form is very important in this process. As you are lowering down the course of her body you insert you penis into he house as you fall into the 69 position.

Couldn't believe he just did The Sassy Turn-around to that hooker in Vegas!

The Sassy Turn-around by Spamoney10 March 25, 2011

Taking an SC turn 

Using dark, sharp, or otherwise unpleasant statements or retorts in the course of a conversation.
Named after a person who commonly does the aforementioned.

Dan: "Oh I hate Jane."
Tony: "Why man? She seems fine to me."
Dan: "Nah mate, she keeps taking an SC turn each time I try to talk to her."

Taking an SC turn by Moriquendi March 19, 2013

Quick Cum Turn 

When you about to Cum in your girls face but your parents come in and you turn around and come on them

I just accidentally dideleted a Quick Cum Turn

Quick Cum Turn by TheGoatLord December 6, 2016

main screen turn on 

Reference to bad Japanese videogame translation from Zero Wing.. the source of,"All Your Base Are Belong To Us." Its a geek joke.

"We get signal"

"Main screen turn on"

main screen turn on by Paul October 28, 2003

on the turn 

Phrase to explain when you're pissed with something.

F*ck off leave me alone you don't understand I am SO ON THE TURN it's ricockulous.

on the turn by Krikpoh January 28, 2007