rusted tool

An underused, orangish object that fails under the slightest pressure.

We have a rusted tool for a president.

by ERB3 February 16, 2017

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tool mark

Tool mark: the offspring of a complete douche bag, otherwise known as a tool. The tool mark is the "mark" the "tool" has left on the world.

He's wearing white sunglasses...and she's pregnant. She is going to pop out a tool mark.

by Sugar-coated sarcasm February 5, 2018

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tools down

To stop work and relax, mostly used by Scotty Cam on The Block

Scotty Cam: Rightio blockheads, tools down.

by bloodyoath August 29, 2021

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Tool Squad

A group of the coolest kids known to man. They all get together to circle jerk over atheism and politics among other ventures. They all love the P as well

Cole must be a member of Tool Squad because COLE LIKES WEINER

by McdouchebagTheThird December 10, 2012

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A person who is trying so hard to fit it, it gets to the point of Frankenstein proportions, and people are almost afraid of how out of control they are and how hard they are trying. They are so ridiculous its monstorous. Its beyond the regular tool, as it goes above and beyond the normal call. You almost feel sorry for them.

Jake needs to stop trying so hard. He doesnt even like Pabst. Hes going to become a tool monster at this rate.

by rising_son July 7, 2011

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