Straight Business

The act of masturbating without any available lubricant. For variation, see Risky, Unholy, Slippery, and Funny Business.

Jake: Man, I'm about to go Straight Business when I get home.

Brandon: Dude! Vaseline Men is 2.99 on special!

by helen eastefon April 8, 2011

Business Analyst

Noun. Person that forwards emails (for a quite high compensation) from the product owner to the software developer.
It can be easily automated / replaced by:
1. An Email Forwarder
2. Email alias to the developer's email

Well, Bruce, the Business Analyst sent me 3 feature requests from the product owner that are just the same. He might be very busy forwarding other emails.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

hop on bad business

gay homosexual roblox players play a rip off arsenal game and use snipers as dildos

Terry: Hop on bad business

Jerry: Alright, but I don't like using snipers as dildos.

by californian crackhead May 30, 2021

Small Business Owner

A classy way of telling people you're unemployed.

Chrissy is a small business owner but never has any money.

by Cassidy. August 4, 2016

attending some business

It basically means I was masturbating or am about to masturbate

I gotta go I have some business I have to attend to or Sorry I was attending some business

by W3ABOO November 14, 2018

Business Card Moment

When you spittin made game at an old lady in the store but your not sure how to say I wanna bang.

An OWL came up in my store and I had a business card moment.

by Slim TT April 14, 2021

innovative business model

a shit ton of hype + a sprinkle of utility

NFT leverages an innovative business model

by notaunicorn April 10, 2021