teshe

Once i said someone was garbage at cs go and he responded with teshe he was playing on ct. It is impossible to misspell trash into teshe so i believe he meant it andit means something like garbage or trash. Teshe should mainly be used in cs 2v2 wingman matches and it indeed is one of the haredest and most insulting words you could say to someone so use it careful.

T side ; ur garbage
CT side : teshe
T: You did not just say that wow

by Gus Fring is lvl100 mafia boss April 23, 2019

Screen Test

To smash a suspects' head into the steel grid of a police cruiser prisoner transport barrier, by slamming on the brakes, while the prisoners' hands are bound behind his back.

"The perp spit at me and started saying things about my mother, then threatened my family, so I gave him a 'screen test'."

by The partition safety nut April 29, 2010

Tissue Test

1) The process by which women rate "weepy" films. The more it makes them cry, be it through sadness, relief, happiness or just because someone had a cute face, the higher the film will rank.

2) The process by which men rate pornographic films. The more it makes them ejaculate, be it through domination, bondage, bukkake or just because someone had a cute ass, the higher the film will rank.

1) "Oh my God, you so have to watch Marley and Me, it's like a five on the tissue test!"

2) "Oh my God, you so have to watch Lesbian Fuckwhores, it's like a five on the tissue test!"

by MagickDio July 17, 2011

COVID test

A modern spin on a much loved classic. Ask her to open her mouth and say “ahhhhhhh” and then ram your cock down her throat and rub it on her tonsils. When you’re about to cum, whip it out and cum up her nose.

James- “Met a girl last night and gave her a cheeky COVID test”

Borat- “very nice, I like”

by HJ HH January 4, 2021

Tripping Over a Testicle

The feeling one gets while watching a 3D movie

"Dude when we were watching that movie i felt like i was tripping over a testicle."

by Sweaty Balls and the Rickist April 5, 2010

The Taste Test

The Taste Test is when a female pours red wine over the vaginal area while she is on her period. She then forces you to eat her out while you attempt to decipher the difference between the wine and the blood.

Yo dawg, this girl gave me The Taste Test last night and I could tell she had some heavy flow.

by Brother GUAR March 24, 2020

Testosterone

The chemical that turns sweet, kind boys into angry sex-crazed men.

Tom used to be so nice, then his testosterone kicked in and now he's a total douche.

by Miako_x September 27, 2009