Table Teaser

A female who looks sexy while sitting down, but it actually quite larger when she stands up.

Mary was looking good until she stood up and I saw those cottage cheese legs. God damn table teaser!

by MidgetmackR September 15, 2010

Talladega Table Cloth

v. the act of stretching/spreading of one's scrotal sac over the unassuming bitches face. a talented individual pulls his bean sack over the face of the frontal, temporal, and mandibular region (dyke if you will) of one's face after, or during the act of receiving oral copulation. (whether she likes it or not)

i met this sweetie the other night! we started getting down and dirty, and i immediately realized that i needed a Talladega Table Cloth to keep things from getting messy!

holy shit. this dyke started (unexpectedly) sucking on my chode. to keep from looking that dyke in the face i gave her a Talladega Table Cloth

by brewed and wreckless May 24, 2010

lunch table

A group of your closest of friends that you would put your life on the line for: also shares deepest thoughts and secrets.

Welcome, to "the lunch table".

by Nowitall_K_ July 12, 2016

enables the tables

also means rocks my socks

whoa! that song enables the tables!

by anonymous April 4, 2004

Talent

Antonym: Ben Affleck

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

talen monster

a bird man that cheats on everyone he's with, and is far too ugly to cheat, or get any girls, and sucks at lacrosse.

damn he's so bad, he must be a talen monster

by William WONG January 27, 2007

table for two

any activity involving two lovers without anyone else being invited. may or may not involve sex.

1. sorry bro, i would invite you to come skiing with me and my girlfriend, but it's table for two this weekend.
2. orgys are ok once in awhile, but i generally prefer a table for two.

by leie May 31, 2009