Santa

An anagram of SATAN
Hes lonely too cos his wife dumped him

Child:Do u think santa is real?
Mom: hes the fucking devil

by dbevsuknnnnnnncf7i6tmfugnytncv November 23, 2021

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Santa in the caboose

1. Anal intercourse on or around the Christmas holiday.
2. Anal intercourse while the giver is dressed as Santa Claus.

After we finished wrapping the kids' gifts and placing them under the tree, my wife asked for a Santa in the caboose. So, I slid down her chimney and got soot on my Yule log. Ho! Ho! Ho!

by James Island thriller December 4, 2021

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Santa Clause

did your mom tell you the truth yet?

"OMG Santa Clause?!"

by William<3 December 23, 2021

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Santa Clausing

When you have a shit and you don't want to go to the bathroom so you slide that shit up and down your asshole.

I've been Santa Clausing since the first act.

by erferfin February 11, 2022

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Santa Clara University

A school that is small in size, but big in spirits.

Riccardo: So where do you go for college?
Jane: Santa Clara University! We may be small in size, but we dream big. We're the David to Stanford's Goliath. Go Broncos!

by nicktheclicker_ July 5, 2022

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