around the back snatch attack

This is a smooth move that may turn shocking depending on the girl and/or mood. References the reach around during a kiss where you maneuver your hand around past the ass cheeks and into the snatch zone. Finger, pinch, rub...whatever “attack” method you choose will do. Enjoy!!

Oh man!!! Midget Joe tried the around the back snatch attack on his full size girlfriend and wound up with his finger in her ass.

by K-Man Schwim March 16, 2005

spatchcock

The act of a (flexible) person with both breasts and a penis giving themselves a titwank.

Did you see that video of that hot shemale spatchcocking?!

by iPhil November 22, 2011

Snatch-ass

(noun) 1. (Usually in pornography); an anus pucker that is not the usual pucker shape, (but it resembles the slit of a vagina), therefore looking like a "snatch" inside of a pair of buttocks. 2. A crabby person; someone who is bitchy; a haggered, withered drug addict; an old fuddy-duddy; (in general), a crotchety, bitchy person who complains a lot.

1. "That guy in the gay porno had a weird-looking snatch-ass because it wasn't shaped like the usual pucker." 2. "That old snatch-ass woman at the nursing home bitched & complained about every little thing." -OR- "You're cracked out snatch-ass needs to go to rehab!" -OR- "My boss is a real snatch-ass. He's never satisfied with anyone's work."

by Hung10Gemini August 17, 2008

snatchcracker

A vagina that is so dry that it has the consistency of a dry biscuit.

Fuckin' snatchcracker! It's like putting my dick in a packet of Ritz!

by adviliax July 24, 2009

Snatch Cocktail

Whilst performing oral sex with a female, adding some of your favourite alcoholic beverage to jazz things up

Dale: How was your weekend ?

Jane: You wouldn't believe what happened to me

Dale: Snatch Cocktail?

Jane: Yeah, its going to be a thing soon

by browntown6 June 26, 2010

golden satchel

when someone pees on your ball sack

joey has been given a golden satchel by carol the lunch lady

by corey July 18, 2004

B-Snatch

Based on the traditional grade classification, i.e. A is the best F the worst. It is not the best, yet could be considered far from the worst.

Used as a greeting for a friend

A back up, all you have left.

Bitch

Hey, B-Snatch! What up?

by Whack Pudstermann May 23, 2006