Relationwhipped

An individual that is so relationship oriented that one-night stands and promiscuous sex is uninteresting or repulsive

Dude, that hot girl just told me to come home with her tonight, but I'm so relationwhipped, I don't think I could perform.

by Random__Guy November 20, 2011

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Relationshit

A relationshit is typically defined as a relationship that you are hanging on to, something that makes you feel like shit and you know it but still hang on to it for reasons unknown or known.

A relationshit is also when both involved are screaming at each other all the time and know it's best to go separate ways but both are too lazy to make a proper break.

Relationshit is a state of affairs of a rather desperate, sad situation between two people.

It can also be used to describe relationships as a whole, which are usually rubbish because of all the shit, hence relationshits.

I've been in this relationshit for 5 years now and I have never been so unhappy.

Relationshits can go fuck themselves.

by ukbuckstop October 26, 2012

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Relationship Arm

The arm that becomes trapped and useless while spooning or otherwise snuggling with your partner.

"Jim graciously took the role of big spoon so Mary wouldn't have to have relationship arm"

by VicGoria January 26, 2014

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Relationshiplash

The emotional injury caused when one enters into a relationship too quickly.

Wow you guys are going on a trip together after only 3 weeks? Be careful you don’t get relationshiplash!

by yellow giraffe March 7, 2014

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relationship cred

How well you know someone that defines the appropriateness of the things you say to this person. You probably have high relationship cred with your bff but low relationship cred with the stranger in line ahead of you at the grocery store.

His joke was totally inappropriate given that we have low relationship cred.

by Shel Bell December 13, 2015

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