mother queer 

the mother of all queers or the biggest queer of them all.

Michael Hubbs is a mother queer.

mother queer by Kevin July 27, 2004

Super-Queer 

A guy who most likely gets huge man pole up the butt every night. And smokes cocks like a cigar.

Cock-sucker/smoker.

Gayer than the gayest guy you know!

Super-Queer by Westview Student June 22, 2004

Phone Queer 

The act of talking on the phone with a female while hanging out with the guys. Usually happens on a guy night out. And its not just one call to check in. Its countless disappearing outside to make phone calls. Usually ends with said Phone Queer guy getting his feelings hurt since he is spending time with his phone and not drinking. Usually the most sober of the bunch. Basically a pussy.

The guy who is always on the phone with his girl while hanging out with his buddies. Yeah, he's the guy who is outside talking all quiet and sweet to his woman. Like he's making love to it. Fucking phone queer!

Phone Queer by kurleedaddee August 3, 2010

earth queer 

A radical environmentalist. Someone that is against logging, hunting, trapping and/or fishing.

"Who is that chained to the tree?"

"I don't know. Some 'earth queer' saying they want to save the spotted owl."

earth queer by Earth Queer September 22, 2013

Keyboard Queer 

A person, particularly biased, uneducated, and part of the 5 letter system (visit 5 letter system in Urban Dictionary), and believes the first thing that appears to their eyes and ears, that goes online, particularly twitter, and seeks out posts they do not agree with, fact or opinion, and try to discredit or boycott it.

All these keyboard queers in the comments of my twitter post are so annoying!

Keyboard Queer by Toastyy34 June 21, 2021

2 beer queer 

A lightweight who's standards are dramatically reduced after only two beers

"Man Kyle was such a 2 beer queer last weekend. We've had to come up with a new smash or pass category: smash, or after two beers"

2 beer queer by yeahnah24 March 23, 2017

well fuck me in the ass and call me queer 

showing a state of suprise

Guy: Dude, that guy just got shot up on the block by a gang of well hung hispanics with glocks and m16s!
Other Guy: Well fuck me in the ass and call me queer!?!?!?!

well fuck me in the ass and call me queer by swanybeast69 June 28, 2010