Covid-19

The thing that lets me watch hentai in peace
Mom come her- me no! Social distancing! Mom why?! Me Covid-19!
by Irishmanreal April 09, 2020
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COVID-19

I love it, I’m glad that it’s happening. I am a Misanthrope and there is nothing I want more in this life than to see everybody else go down to the ground before me.
COVID-19. Yes I am evil. I do not care about anyone but myself.
by WorseThanHitler December 07, 2020
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Covid death trap

A restaurant or any other business that has not taking steps to prevent the spread of covid19
That restaurant is a covid death trap. They have no outside seating or any safety measures for covid19.
by Sidogg July 11, 2020
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COVID friend group

A small group of people you both enjoy hanging out with and share your common sense approach to hygiene due to COVID-19, that are unlikely to infect you, or you them.
Honey, we should invite Nancy and her family into our COVID friend group and have them over for take out dinner. She and her husband have been working from home and are uber careful, both themselves and with their kids, about social distancing and masks/hand washing, etc..
by ribick June 26, 2020
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Coronavirus (Covid-19)

A disease that causes drama and self isolation so you can be lonely forever and hated upon while still suffocating because you have to wear a stoooooopid mask all the friggn time. It also causes that 2020 sucks and should be cancelled.
Karen, wear your stupid mask you stoopid head, coronavirus (Covid-19) is no joke ha
by SilviaGabster277 September 27, 2020
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Covid Miscarriage Calves

A term used to describe a female that had a miscarriage due to contracting the Covid virus and as a result of the miscarriage the unborn fetus doesn’t leave the body, but in fact, due to Covid it enters the bloodstream, travels down to the calf where it continues to grow until it reaches the full potential it would have if it was born.
My buddy Pete was telling me about this girl bring a 6. My buddy Nate stepped in and said she has the biggest calves I’ve ever seen, and I believe she has Covid Miscarriage Calves since she was due to have twins. What’s truly unbelievable about this is when I met this lady with my wife who had given birth a few months prior and was lactating, the woman’s calves tried to go towards my wife’s breast’s and suckle. I smacked the calves and told them if anyone is going to suckle, it’s going to be this guy!
by Tee Cee Deez March 28, 2023
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remote till COVID

A term job recruiters use to indicate that an employee can perform the job remotely until the COVID pandemic ends.
Banking Tech Writer/San Diego, CA W2/1099 ( Remote till Covid is OK)
by gonzobrains January 11, 2022
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