Mud Muff

When you fuck a girl reverse cowgirl in her ass, after she got drunk and ate too much Taco Bell, then she diarrhea’s all over your pubes and cock

Sarah puked on my feet right after she gave me a mud muff

by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

Mud Baby

Anal stimulation often causes one to have to defecate. For a Mud Baby to be conceived and born (the gestation period can be anywhere from 30 seconds, to several hours) a load of sperm does not technically have to be deposited in the anus, but if you are one to be concerned with the aesthetics regarding the finer things in life, a healthy load of jizz is widely recommended. A bowel movement should then follow, after which one can be proud of the fact that they just gave birth to a healthy Mud Baby! Mud Babies are born gender neutral, so when picking a name, it is wise to go with names such as “Ashton”, “Riley”, “Chanler”, or ,
depending on the color of your
particular Mud Baby, “Indigo”. The lifespan of Mud Babies can vary, but it is unwise to let them live longer than 5 minutes, after which a proper water burial should ensue. Mud Baby abortion’s are ill-advised although in rare cases, they are sometimes necessary.

After I blew my wad in her butt, she had to take a dump so bad, bud! She totally went in my bathroom and gave birth to a Mud Baby!

by EzMoneyPblms April 6, 2019

Mud chigger

Mud chigger - When a mud cricket and a glitter chigger reproduce .

Oh look. The glitter chigger and mud cricket reproduced another mud chigger. Here we go again.

by Backwoods barbie 81 September 5, 2019

Mud Cunt

It is a woman with short arms.

Her arms are so short that she cannot wipe her bottom from behind in the front to back motion.

She can only lean forward with her hand between her legs and wipe back to front leaving poo residue on her vagina.

Woah man! That chick is a dime!
Nah man look! How short her arms are. She is a mud cunt.

You should only ever go down on a mud cunt if you catch them walking out of the shower. It’s just not worth the risk.

by Sticksy November 9, 2019

Mud-flapping

the process of getting shit on your shirt while wiping your ass

I had to change my shirt because my last one got caught in a mud-flapping accident.

by myrtle1994 April 22, 2020

Mud monkey

Someone who is easily attracted to black me

Ava:”he’s cute “
Sally:”so your a mud monkey?”

by User1661616 May 12, 2020

Mud Pucker

When you shart and rub your butt cheeks together like spreading lipstick.

“Man, after Taco Bell I pulled a really wet mud pucker.”

by Gamin2001 May 18, 2020