Boys 2 Dynamite Midgets

A boy band consisting of guys at or below 5 feet tall.

Nobody went to the circus if the Boys 2 Dynamite Midgets were in town on the same nights.

by Solid Mantis May 12, 2021

Midget Mafia

A small gathering of Midgets.

"Yo man the Midget Mafia was talking bout' me, I'm scared stiff my timbers are shivering!"

by Dathom February 2, 2025

Midget Messiah

A self-anointed savior figure who’s physically small in stature but carries themselves with grandiose, almost divine authority - preaching moral high ground while often contradicting those very ideals through petty actions, sneak disses, or hypocritical behavior.
Used to describe someone like Kendrick Lamar - a lyrical genius with a god complex, who talks that righteous talk but walks around throwin’ shade like a bitter leprechaun tryna pass off clovers as commandments.

We get it bro, you the Midget Messiah — short in height, tall in ego, and full of contradictions.

by kirloskar21 April 7, 2025

Furry pink midget

A small man used as living handcuffs in sex with the legs and arms made to be slotted in between holes in the headboard of a bed and pulled on as rock climbing like holds

I like using furry pink midgets in the bedroom they add lots of fun to the experience

by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025

The Miami Midget Shorn

The act of throwing a shit covered midget into a crowd of Hispanic women. This is a historic activity local to the Miami area.

I was down in Miami with your mother last weekend and someone pulled off The Miami Midget Shorn. The slippery midget got shit all over your mothers new dress.

by Dr. Shornington January 26, 2022

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by gaymanpussydestroyer69 February 27, 2023

Spit on a midget day.

Today is your lucky day. Don't know why?
It is because today you kan spit on any midget at his/hers face. Make sure to spit twice if the midget is named Zack.

"I've always wanted to spit on a midget, OH My! It's spit on a midget day. How nice.

Time to go and spit on my friend Zack, cause he is a horny motherfucker.

by Fluffyseat October 21, 2019