A midget gang is a girlish gaggle of decidedly diminutive, severely stunted, extremely effeminate and outrageously overcompensating, markedly microscopic midget manlets (dwarfed males shorter than 5ft10), turbo-manlets and literal midgets who have banded together in a completely delusional, absolutely futile, naturally cowardly and obviously Napoleon complex-driven effort at overthrowing their rightful, eternal, glorious and supremely magnificent manmore (6ft+ tall real men) overlords. Such a shortsighted, small-minded and childish attempt at a derisory manlet uprising is invariably doomed to fall short of its lowly goal, leaving the petulant and petite little manlet fairies with no other option but to pick up their broken high heels and cry tiny tears of bitter humiliation as they tell each other tall tales on the way back to their hobbit-holes while being continuously pelted with stolen garden gnomes by groups of laughing and victorious manmores. Short people got no reason. Manlets BTFO.
Sally: Lol, why is that microscopic midget gang being carried around by that swarm of ants over there? Scarlett: I think the maddeningly minuscule manlet boys battled with the superior ant army over a crumb of blueberry muffin that a passing manmore dropped on the ground, were unsurprisingly immediately soundly defeated and are now being carried off to the triumphant ant's anthill, no doubt to serve as war brides or to be sacrificed in the antlet pit. Sally: Manlets rise up! Scarlett: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 23, 2024
Get the Midget Gangmug. by Kiro Syndrome July 29, 2021
Get the Mega Midgetmug. 1. A term used to describe the sobriety of a circus performer.
2. A handsome fellow, probably called Lee, from the southern part of Englandshire.
2. A handsome fellow, probably called Lee, from the southern part of Englandshire.
1. "That jugglers not pissed, he's as sober as a midget judge"
2. "He's got my minge all damp, he's a right midget judge"
2. "He's got my minge all damp, he's a right midget judge"
by Leeroy80 September 25, 2005
Get the Midget judgemug. A small man used as living handcuffs in sex with the legs and arms made to be slotted in between holes in the headboard of a bed and pulled on as rock climbing like holds
by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025
Get the Furry pink midgetmug. by Penis1568 November 18, 2020
Get the Trip up a midget monthmug. by Dathom February 2, 2025
Get the Midget Mafiamug. The act of throwing a shit covered midget into a crowd of Hispanic women. This is a historic activity local to the Miami area.
I was down in Miami with your mother last weekend and someone pulled off The Miami Midget Shorn. The slippery midget got shit all over your mothers new dress.
by Dr. Shornington January 26, 2022
Get the The Miami Midget Shornmug.