Definitions by MarshmallowKing
Milk Midgets
Milk Midgets are exceptionally small creatures that, when you least suspect it and aren't looking, steal your milk. They are most commonly known to move during night time and raid kitchen refrigerators for milk and other milk-based products.
Milk Midgets are known to fear vegans and will totally avoid a home with a vegan in it unless particularly hungry or thirsty.
Milk Midgets are known to fear vegans and will totally avoid a home with a vegan in it unless particularly hungry or thirsty.
Boy: "Shoot, I drank all the milk! Mom and Dad are going to be so angry with me!"
Girl: "Not if we blame it on the Milk Midgets."
Boy: "You're right! That's a great idea!"
Girl: "Not if we blame it on the Milk Midgets."
Boy: "You're right! That's a great idea!"
Milk Midgets by MarshmallowKing January 25, 2025
Unga Bunga in that Humunga Bumba
Anal sex with a black woman who has a large butt that is so good, you revert to caveman origins as your release your cum inside.
Person A: "Where were you last night? We were waiting for you to bring the beer."
Person B: "Man, last night I Unga Bunga in that Humunga Bumba so hard, you couldn't even imagine."
Person B: "Man, last night I Unga Bunga in that Humunga Bumba so hard, you couldn't even imagine."
Unga Bunga in that Humunga Bumba by MarshmallowKing January 10, 2025
Boring Bill
Person A: "Hey man, don't ask Tommy to do nothing, he never wants to do anything outside of work."
Person B: "So he's a real Boring Bill, huh?"
Person B: "So he's a real Boring Bill, huh?"
Boring Bill by MarshmallowKing December 17, 2022
Snake Sucker
A Snake Sucker is a person who is known for sucking long, thick dicks. A "Snake" is usually a black man's large dick.
Person A: "Hey man, did you see that video of the Snake Sucker that my man recorded?"
Person B: "No, man. If she can take that though, she's gotta be something else."
Person B: "No, man. If she can take that though, she's gotta be something else."
Snake Sucker by MarshmallowKing November 9, 2022