help me i am trapped making urban dictionary definitions

i was kidnapped and i was supposed to constantly make urban dictionary definitions, please if you know someone named abigail florester, please tell her i love her and that i am going to escape this place

me: my phone number is

me: I AM FINE, AND THE MESSAGE "help me i am trapped making urban dictionary definitions" ARE FALSE DO NOT WORRY HE IS DEFINITELY NOT DEAD I MEAN I AM NOT DEAD

by VincentGo! November 27, 2022

don't you know i have ways of making you talk

This phrase can be used when in casual conversation with pretty much anyone and everyone. It is a general responce to any comment, question exclamatory, or for interrogation.

Person 1: "Hey bro! Do you have anything planned for later tomorrow night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I'm planning on showing you that I have ways of making you talk."
Person 1: "What the in the heck do you even mean by that?"
Person 2: "You'll find out when I show you that I have ways of making you talk."
(you can use any variation of "don't you know i have ways of making you talk")

by Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls March 21, 2022

i need to ask you to stop. that.. "shouting" its making people nervous.

when you are yelling at your girlfriend (if i had one) and some whiterun guard comes out of nowhere and you are asked to stop.. that, shouting.

Guard: i need to ask you to stop. that.. "shouting" its making people nervous.
Me: too bad, theres more where that came from.
Guard: oh shat, this guy is DRAGONBORN!!
Me: what... what the fuck?

by Not_Ice March 4, 2022

dream making out with georgenotfound

dumbass picture that shouldnt exist

"dream making out with georgenotfound is the worst image i have ever seen

by dream is a loser June 1, 2021

This dust is making me thirsty

an expression used during the dust storms over the east coast of australia during September 2009

you are at work looking out the window at a red dusty sky - "this dust is making me thirsty"

by Chen-Dogg September 23, 2009

policy making

The act of gathering with you best friends, even sometimes people you don't know, to indulge during the weekend. To consume enough liquid substance so that you cannot walk, talk, or make proper judgments, however you do not end up on your knees in front of a toilet or holding onto a trashcan for dear life. This is typically followed by a day of confusion and a pulse in you head. Most common at colleges, yes, and even in wellness-designated dorms. Not to be confused with "harvesting", the act of indulging in the fruit of the "farm".

Let's meet up at 10 o'clock to do some policy making.

I'm gonna hit up the liquor store so that tonight we can do a little policy making.

Uhh.... All that policy making friday left me with a throbbing head and dehydration. Let's harvest tonight instead.

by Big Red13 April 18, 2010

These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty

To tire of..., To be weary of..., but yet, keep plodding on, doing what it is that causes the weariness. This catchphrase actually come from the "Sienfeld" sitcom.

However, it is easily applied to the state of mind of an Urban Dictionary Editor who has tired of, and grown weary of having to constantly push the, "Do Not Publish" button while at his/her station and thereby curtail and do away with someone's dream of being published!

These pretzels are making me thirsty; no, actually these dry of humor and non-makable of sense suggestions are driving me crazy!

by gravy111 November 29, 2010