holy mess

A mess that is so epic and terrible in its nature that it recalls plagues and disasters of Biblical times.

After eight months of living in the dorm room, the departing college freshmen had left it a holy mess.

by greatboozeup January 24, 2009

Holy Grail Pants

Pants in which one sees on another and desires. The desires can be so great that the desirer may suffer from chronic sleeploss and kleptomania. The desirer may also follow the wearer of the Holy Grail Pants wherever he/she may go.

Woman 1: OHMYGAWD! The Holy Grail Pants are calling to me!

Woman 2: Sophie, calm down! (To the third woman) Quick, call the doctor, Sohpie's in one of her stages again!

by Weareroftheholygrailpants December 20, 2008

Holy Shit Moment

A moment in time where you just stop and say "whoa this is a holy shit moment"

You witness a crocodile devour your best friend. You stand there thinking "Whoa this is a holy shit moment"

by sum41isthefuckingshit May 2, 2009

Holy fuck buckets

A phrase used when in shock or surprised.

girl 1: miley cyrus just won the oscar
girl 2: HOLY FUCK BUCKETS! THAT IS GREAT!

by Anteaterbanana April 11, 2010

holy heck

People are idiots nowadays. Heck is a G-rated word, hell is PG, and shit is PG-13.

Holy heck, people are darn stupid!

by dangnuggets July 21, 2016

Holy Hand Grenade

After finishing in a condom you hold the base and pee into the the condom creating a water balloon, you then pop the condom on her face.

After I finished fucking her I dropped the Holy Hand grenade on her face.

by HlyHndGren October 16, 2019

Holy Grail

A Version of the Slovakian Traffic Cone (STC) in which before the mixture is “pooped” the person with the laxatives (the “vessel” in this specific case) is blessed by a priest, bishop, archbishop, cardinal, pope, pastor, monk, nun, or deacon.

“I need a priest to do a Holy Grail.”

by Musty Musk Man November 22, 2022