guaranteeth

Like guaranteed, but with teeth in it

I'm telling you, this beer is the best. Guaranteeth!

by jj1123 November 4, 2020

guaranteeth

Guaranteed by your teeth

I'm telling you, this burger's the best one in town. Guaranteeth!

by jj1123 November 4, 2020

Guardus Inturuptus

That moment that happens when a security guard interrupts a sexual act.

Dude, Cindy and I were totally going at it and all of a sudden, Guardus Inturuptus, and we had to get out of the parking lot fast.

by DarthBear March 15, 2021

Guardian Security Systems

An army of Guardian Stalkers, Skywatchers. Subwatchers, and Turrets.

The Guardian Security Systems is helpful.

by Randonarchy April 3, 2021

Guarm

Guarm is a word used for when you're destroying someone in a video game.

"Yo, I just straight up guarmed that guy!"
"Yea bro, you're such a guarmer"

by FlimsyPampers May 27, 2021

Guardian day

A whole bunch of fuckery wrapped up in one dag

I saw a jet ski mail box, and then some guy driving around with a pink flamingo blow up on top of his car.

What a guardian day

by Guardian day definer May 28, 2021

Guarded (GuardedFarted) (GuardedRetarded)

Guarded is very hot. Very sexy. Immesnely sexy. Dar sucks.

WHY IS Guarded (GuardedFarted) (GuardedRetarded) SO HOT.

by SomeRealFishJuice June 17, 2021