flood watch

When you get the girls wet...

R. Kelly is playing, prepare for the flood watch.

by KEMLAB January 11, 2016

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Flash Flood

The phrase used to describe when you have a sudden intense urge to shit

Person A: I heard you got diarrhea last week.
Person B: Yeah. Had a lot of flash floods.

by Dasoderp December 15, 2016

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floopy

a feline erection; a cat boner; the cat version of a red rocket

Dude, check out whiskers! He totally has a floopy right now!

by TheBabyhorse March 16, 2011

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Objects free of cost (e.g. a bottle of shower gel) that you find in a loo or a bathroom, often in a hotel. Some argue this could be extended to soap and even toilet paper as, even though you are not REALLY meant to take them, what self-respecting cheapskate with OCD and a bum fetish can resist stealing WOOPS i mean.. um.. taking over the ownership of a nice roll of toilet paper. man, that was a long sentence.

Person 1: Hey, what happened?
Person 2 wrapped in toilet paper: Nothing, I just found some floobies in the toilet.
Person 1: Cool.

by CowPidgin December 6, 2006

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Flooding

When blood from your menstrual flow overwhelms any tampons or pads and you end up with blood running down your legs and ruining your clothes, shoes, chairs, carpets. Usually found in pre or peri menopausal women and those with adenomyosis. Also called Projectile Menstruation

"Last night I was flooding so bad it looked like someone had murdered me in bed then drug my body to the bathroom"

by AnitaSpanking May 27, 2015

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