mud flap

fairly big ass cheeks

My girlfriend has some great mud flaps.

by King Shit January 16, 2003

flapjack

The act of screwing a flap or fold of fat or skin. Similar to a tittyfuck without the boobs.

I busted a load while flapjacking in her back fat.

by RDZombie February 7, 2008

flaky ass

the shit that sticks to your ass if you sit on the toilet to long when reading the paper. Hard to detect and very hard to clean.

hurry up in the bathroom bro, you're gonna get the flaky ass.

by wolf January 11, 2005

flapdagging

to accidentally lose control of your bladder whilst wearing clothes.

When I saw that venomous monkey running towards me, I was so scared I flapdagged my jeans.

by Templeton Peck June 17, 2003

flap the wings

When someone is driving in their car with a bunch of friends, and everyone opens and closes their doors, again and again, to make it seem like your car is going because of the doors being flapped. The driver usually participates aswell. Similar to ghost riding, except you don't get out. Originated in Southern Ontario, Canada.

Look at those pimps flap the wings on that whip.

by Aldenso November 13, 2006

flapjacular

An adjective used to describe an experience equal to the enjoyment of warm pancakes on a Saturday Morning.

Wow this hot tub feels flapjacular.

by Napoleon I.Q. June 9, 2009

flaper

A rolling paper found on the floor

-Do you have a paper?

-There should be flapers all over the place.

by dartmouth boy February 10, 2010