Ficket

A ticket of any type, adding "fucking" for emphasis as to good or bad. (Fucking ticket). It can be a concert ticket, sports event ticket, but is mainly used in reference to the tickets one gets from breaking the law (speeding, parking, violation).

"I cannot believe that cop gave me a ficket! I was barely speeding!"

"Dude! I got a ficket for Metallica's new tour!"

by ColorfulAries July 26, 2010

fucked her with my socks on

Rappers often say this as a way to show that they didn't care about the person their fucking and it was just a fling. This also implies that they do it often and don't even bother to get fully naked anymore.

"yeah I took your bitch and I fucked her with my socks on ay"

by Panda'sCan'tFly January 8, 2019

climaticly fucked

when you can not reach the climax of anything or its just an epic fail

me and my boyfriend had sex last night and he failed i think im climaticly fucked because of him.

by sirjer July 1, 2009

Rugby fucked

When a man's face looks like he has been playing rugby all his life e.g. Bill Beaumont, cauliflower ears ect. But it is actually the product of too many pub brawls and their face is fucked up like a rugby player.

That guy over there with his barbour jacket on, looks like he's been completely rugby fucked.

by Janestar1 October 11, 2011

Squirrel Fucked

When the fukee is fucked so hard that the fucker burried his balls in the fukee's ass.

I just got squirrel fucked in my fantasy league by the running back's 88 yard touchdown run.

by weekend drunk October 11, 2011

Ten Different Kinds Of Fucked Up

A phrase used when something shocks you beyond belief.

Have you read that story "Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk? It's ten different kinds of fucked up.

by tendollarlameo July 4, 2011

third party fucked

When you fuck someone who has fucked another person it's like you fucked that other person.

I have so third party fucked Matt Barker!

by cracrjaks August 24, 2011