Fake Conservative

A weak-minded, indoctrinated humanoid, with immutable groupthink tendencies in support of certain politicians despite glaringly anti-conservative voting records.

Fake Conservatives ADORE emotionally potent, oversimplifications of the issues and hold fast to a pathetic "team spirit" tribalistic attitude at all costs. Fake Conservatives worry not about sadistic social policies, only that they identify as Conservative, and to Hell with everyone else.

A Fake Conservative blindly supports individuals who have tended to vote against human rights, national sovereignty and personal freedoms.

Fake Conservative by DarthXerxes March 13, 2012

fake tits 

Also known as lies. Nobody truly appreciates them, xcept for fools and sluts.

Those aren't implants! Those are lies!

I hate your fake tits.

fake tits by SpeedandWeed September 8, 2006

fake monster 

1) Someone putting up a front.
2) Lying about a big penis.

1) He says he fights a lot but he's a fake monster.

2)You better watch out for that fake monster in Matt's pants.

fake monster by fakemonster July 20, 2008

fake fixin'

A person (generally a man with a huge ego) who attempts to work on, or trys to fix something without having any knowledge, or little knowledge about how to fix whatever they're working on. Usually involving mechanic tools, hand tools, or electric tools.

Yo Mike, you listen to those factory technicians at work talk about how they always work on their cars and fix them? It's like they auto mechanics.

Nah bro, they ain't no auto mechanics, they jus fake fixin'

fake fixin' by lonesniper24 September 29, 2009

Fake Foil 

the shit my friend blew the microwave up at work with. he thought it was paper.

hey why does it smell like burnt wood in here and why does the microwave sound like my mom when you bum her?

oh i put fake foil shit in there. what? it looked like paper!

Fake Foil by broham14 February 17, 2010

Fake Poppin 

Used to express something that is hyped up to exaggerated levels but then when you experience it for yourself it sucks, or isn't cool at all.

Nikki told me that party last night was hot but, when we got there, it was fake poppin so we left..

Fake Poppin by @TundeDreams July 11, 2010

Fake Mangasim

A Fake Mangasim is when a man can't ejaculate after a timely session of deep penetration whilst intoxicated.

‘I was going for gold after getting back from a night on the tiles, could I hell ejaculate so I fake mangasimed. I took her from behind grunted and spat on her back’

Fake Mangasim by Urban Cowboy Smith April 29, 2011