carpet crusader

A lesbian woman. Mostly used to describe large groups of lesbians hanging together.

"Man, that fine ass bitch is a carpet crusader! I can't believe that shit!

by tragedy1017 August 30, 2006

Carpeteer

A Carpeteer is a girl or woman who eats at anothers sushi bar AKA (vagina or pussy)

Note: a bit of a classy lady

Sheila is a full on carpeteer as you can see.

by -cM July 16, 2007

Carpet Mix

Weed crumbs salvaged from the floor of one's room in a last-ditch effort to gather enough for a joint.
Invariably contains hairs, carpet fibres, food crumbs, and other assorted surprises.

"I used up the last of my bud on Saturday night, so yesterday I had to comb the floor and smoke a Carpet Mix."

by SuldRongi February 12, 2008

Carpet Bat

Small Chihuahua usually named pebbles or something equally gay

Oh look honey it's a gay truckers carpet bat.

by flanstraw1 October 14, 2008

carpentize

The poorest attempt to convert a noun into a verb, done typically by those who have little understanding of the actual processes of Carpentry. Often this word is an attempt to replace the term Sanding or an attempt to shorten a seemingly long descriptive phrase of the crafting of products through the use of wood.

Ignorant Man: "I THINK I SHOULD CARPENTIZE TODAY."
Educated Worker: "Shut up noob."

by Themanmann March 20, 2011

Cape Codder

A drink consisting of Vodka, Cranberry Juice, Tonic Water, and garnished with a lime wedge.
Legend has it that Ted Kennedy ordered this in his later years at an elite Cape Cod Country Club. When the drink was not strong enough to his liking, he told the bartender, "You're doing it all wrong! The cranberry juice is just for the color!"

I had nine Cape Codders and felt like a true Kennedy. I almost felt like driving over a bridge.

by ckfitz06 October 6, 2011

Carpet King

A term for a man (or woman) that has sex with a lot of women.

Person:He told me he's been with dozens of girls!
Person: What a carpet king!

by Jealousjelly November 1, 2011