Fuck-buddy

Through friendship or a mutual fondness two persons engage in sexual gratification with one another. The aim of fuck-buddies is to receive all the benefits of being in a relationship with another person but not having to deal with any of the downsides of a relationship e.g. commitment, listening to their feelings, caring.
However fuck-buddies can often complicate matters as over time one of the partnership may become overly fond of the other and begin to develope feelings. This is in direct violation of fuck-buddy law. The only thing that should pass between fuck-buddies is fluid, no emotion whatsoever.

"Hey want to be my fuck-buddy?"
"Boy do I!?"
"Good...now strip"

Fuck-buddy by Duncan Barron February 10, 2008

Shovel Buddy 

A close friend who, in the event of your death, will remove any and all embarassing personal items from your home you do not wish family to see. i.e. Pornography, sex toys or drug paraphernalia. The shovel buddy is allowed to keep or destroy these items and is ideally alerted by a loud horn.

*Created by Steve Morrison of the Preston and Steve show on 93.3 WMMR (Podcast 6-21-07)

Steve told Preston, his shovel buddy, where he hid his porn so that if he died he could remove it from his house.

Shovel Buddy by mybrosteve December 30, 2008

Budgie

An awesome, yet little know in U.S.A, 70s metal band. The band, from Cardiff, Whales; had a major impact on metal bands of the 80s and 90s. The sound is a combination of Rush and Black Sabbath. Burke Shelly (bass/vocals), Tony Bourge (guitar), and Ray Phillips (drums). Shelly's voice resembles Getty Lee and Bourge's hard driving guitar riffs resemble Black Sabbath.

Budgie is underrated but very influentual. Metallica is a big fan of Budgie, they even recorded their song "Breadfan."

Budgie by Charles_U_Farley July 15, 2009

surf buddies 

Surf Buddies - A synonym of lovers in the hit CBS show Hawaii Five-0.

Steve McGarrett (Navy SEAL) & Danny Williams (Jersey COP) spend their mornings together on their favorite, little surf spot, after a usual sex session on the large mattress and before they drink as usual their morning coffee, which of course means a relationship, cuz every relationship has started with a cup of coffee.

Steve & Danny with Steve's sister

Mary Ann - So... so, you guys are, like, surf buddies now, huh?

Steve (looking at Danny) - Uh, yeah, kind of...

Mary Ann - So cute...

Little later

Danny - So we are kind of surf buddies now?

Steve - You sensitive right now?

Danny - Yeah, little bit.

surf buddies by xcsimisiax August 6, 2012

buddy sitter 

when you have to take care of your belligerently drunk friend; and keep him or her from harm thus scewing up your night.

Man I would have hooked up with that girl but I ended up having to be a buddy sitter to john.

buddy sitter by sidmon69 March 16, 2013

comfort buddies

someone who soothes, consoles, or reassures. Also brings cheer to the other one.

Charlie and Alexa are comfort buddies.

comfort buddies by gurliegirl125 January 8, 2009

Fuck Buddy Syndrome 

The feelings of intimate, romantic attachment and closeness at least one of the two fuck buddies tend to usually develop.

Bob: Did you hear? Jafaar and Jasmine are fuck buddies now!
Obama: Yeah, I did! The lucky bastard, Jasmine is a fine piece of ass. Whatever, it won't last. Jasmine'll fuck anything that moves and Jafaar is way too clingy. He'll get Fuck Buddy Syndrome soon enough and she'll kick his ass the curb.
Bob: Too true. I hope Jafaar doesn't have any STDs because I'm planning on being next in line.

Fuck Buddy Syndrome by NipplePimpleMaybeBaby December 7, 2013