Bradford

A small city somewhere in the depths of Yorkshire, almost as grim as Rotherham, Bradford is becoming less and less known amongst people due to their plummeting football team and Dynamo, their only real asset falling off. A Bradford will always be known for the place Phil Parkinson fucked off to join a superior team, Bolton Wanderers, Of which will always cast a huge shadow over Bradford.

What even is a Bradford?

A Bradford is a large German sausage.

by SilverBantnam July 23, 2019

Brad

A Brad is the worst teacher you’ll ever meet. He doesn’t like teach you and let’s you figure it out in your own. He also yells at you when you cannot figure it out. He doesn’t pay attention to your work he just gives you passing grades. You won’t really learn very many things, and he can’t accept criticism AT ALL. He lies about tests and due dates and then throws it in face like you should’ve known been a mindreader. A Brad normally has a boring voice and will talk anything but science for a whole class period.

Classmate 1: Didn’t he say we would know when the test is gonna be? We didn’t know it was gonna be today.
Classmate 2: Yeah, he basically lied to us and I don’t think that I’m going to pass.
Brad (after he grades the tests): EVERYONE PASSED THE TEST!! Who shot a deer over the weekend?
Classmate 1: I know for a fact I got everything wrong on the test, but he said I got everything right. He didn’t even look at it.

by tcoll699 July 23, 2019

Braden Boi

A meme that is very popular on tik tok

Braden boi ate some cheese

by REee kid November 6, 2019

Braden

A man obsessed with the phrase “ballsack”. He loves kissing his friends goodnight and going the extra mile in school. His parents are Paul Beaney and Bobbie Thompson. Bobbie is now with a disabled man named Shawn. Shawn loves grilling while practicing tricks in his wheelchair. Shawn also is a top 5 player in wheelchair basketball. Braden really loves doing anything for his friends, even if it is considered homosexual. His first and last name is considered a meme. He also loves mooing, who he learned from Shane Smith.

Braden - “Nice Ballsack, Joey”

by Doctor Sexman November 28, 2019

Brad

He is a HUGE cunt sucks ball sweat for teacher and looks like the Lorax and the smoking in the fags guy combined eats ciggys has the haircut from dumb and dumber and looks a bit like bob cratchit

Hey Brady
Brady:what
Your a cunt

by greasy lewis January 31, 2020

Bradian

Is soooooo cool he loves matt he also dosent wanna get wifi cuz he dumb

ow bradian is so love with att

by youaredubestsee March 5, 2020

Brad

Brad Is always very opus. He always has the hottest girlfriend, yet, doesnt preform in bed, hes shlong is a very disapointing length of just 3 inches and he gets off to the local 3rd graders heading off to school, or should i say giving head at school? Anyways brad is always very hot, yet weird and perverted, he will try to rape you at a party that his girlfriend isnt at. brad is secretly gay also for his best friend, caleb, who is very big in bed and they evntually have an affair which interferes with brads relationship. brad leaves said girl for caleb and takes nut in his butt. dont be a brad.

hes a brad, awesome on the outside but tight inside.

by milky exposed brad March 17, 2020