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Woke'n'Boke

The stoner logic past-tense of wake'n'bake.
"Did you smoke this morning?"
"Yeah I woke'n'boke"
"Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh"
by cuntpunisher9000 January 21, 2017
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Mathias Harket Birkeland

Mathias is the coolest guy you will ever see. If he gets too cool throw some money at him and he will disappear instantly. If anyone says he is not the most powerful man in the world you should eat them for lunch.
How will be the new ruler of the world?
-Mathias Harket Birkeland
by Mathias Harket Birkeland February 8, 2017
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Woke and Boke

I was gonna go to work today, but I woke and boke instead. Now I’ll just sit around and make excuses for myself instead.
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pulling a Barker

To flash your balls accidentally at an old Vietnamese lady collecting sea weed.
This morning I was chased by an old Vietnamese man after he saw me pulling a Barker at his wife.
by derettahs October 14, 2020
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Woke and Boke

Dude, it's clear those two woke and boke this morning.
by ProCQtr March 15, 2021
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