dick blind

Dick blind....a penis that doesn't care about looks weight or beauty. Penis blind to anything other than getting a nut usually a great wingman is dick blind

I wouldn't bang that chick cause she's nasty af....but my boy is dick blind he'll fuck her.

dick blind by Aryan Barbarian22 April 1, 2015

Pussy Blind 

Letting your woman rule your life.

Yo, he's so pussy blind, all he's doing is fucking that hoe.

Pussy Blind by Jerkoff November 10, 2003

Third EYE Blind

When your showering with your signifigant other or fuckbag...while shes got her back turned too you, grab a hand full of shampoo or soap. Get your fuckstick lathered up real well, drop the bar of soap in front of her. So when she goes too pick it up, you jam your prick inside her balloon knot. Leaving a , stinging, burning sensation in her butthole . Hence " Third eye Blind "

Samantha was out shopping at the grocery store, when she goes too grab a box of fruit loops from the bottom shelf. To her surprise, she feels a burn. Billy the box boy, give's her the ole " third eye blind ". cleanup in aisle 3, cleanup in aisle 3

Third EYE Blind by jaibone8 October 30, 2010

Shit or Go Blind 

A drink consisting of prune juice and methanol that requires good decision making skills.

Meanwhile, at the first year cotillion...

Date: I'll have a Jägermeister and Red Bull
You: I'll have a Shit or Go Blind
Date: Do you smell something?

Shit or Go Blind by road decay September 5, 2008

Dick blind

When the dick so good you are temporarily blinded. Your vision becomes blurred.

Girl he fucked me so good I was dick blind!

Dick blind by Samles December 13, 2020

Juggling The Blind Snails

When one rotates the testicles between ones fingers.

At school I had nothing to do so I just juggled the blind snails for a whole lesson.

Juggling The Blind Snails by Munglai January 17, 2004

She has a Clit like a Blind Cobblers Thumb 

After rubbing her Clit it ended up the size of a Blind Cobblers Thumb.

Christ! She has a clit like a Blind Cobblers Thumb.

She has a Clit like a Blind Cobblers Thumb by iamamanufan March 22, 2013