profits backyard

Is the muslum martial ritual of the wife giving her husband anal sex.

Dean asked Shaneen to marry him so he could her profits backyard

I think Allah would approve.

by Sheepdog71 November 29, 2017

Bass Ackwards

A song by tech n9ne, Yo gotti, Big Scoob, and Lil Wayne normally to describe how screwed up people can be sometimes.

Nathon, why the fuck do you exist, your so bass ackwards that in your POV a car in reverse is going forward.

by yodas_ketamine December 20, 2020

the backyardagins

It’s the backyardagins… look it up tf

Shanikwa: hey bestie just finished watching the backyardagins 🥰😛😜😱😻💍🌸✨
Me: stfu basic bitch

by Swagtron8000 June 13, 2021

Bass-ackwards

If you're pouring a Black and Tan. But you put the Guinness in first then try to add the Bass. You've got it Bass-ackwards. The Bass goes first the you floot the Guinness on top with a spoon.

You've got it Bass-ackwards the Guinness goes on top.

by Jim Javora February 22, 2022

the backyardigans

my childhood

me: castaways we are castaways

person: stfu thats annoying as piss

me: *pisses on your dogwater knock off air forces from dollar tree* THE BACKYARDIGANS ARE BESTEST

person: YOU PENGUIN FACKING RAT LICKER

me: im rubber and ur glue everything u say bounces off me and sticks to u

person: …fack you

me: id fack me too

by idontknowyouiwillrickrollyou July 28, 2022

triming the backyard

The act of shaving ones anal area

Damn bro, I clipped a hemi today triming the backyard

by cj harp March 12, 2016

beads in the backyard

Sex toys designed to be used by men or a means of referring to a guy that uses them.

He sometimes has beads in the backyard.

by Treii28 January 22, 2020