hood bankruptcy

when you go so broke, you sell your video game consoles.

bruh i just went into hood bankruptcy and had to sell my ps4 and xbox-one.

by eval October 25, 2020

Butt-Stabbing Bandit

The name is quite self-explanatory, but don't let that make you thing you know everything you need to about the Butt-Stabbing Bandit. He is a ferocious monster that crawled out of hell itself, hungering for one thing; butt-related injuries.

If you are a guy, imagine having dozens of miniature testicles up your bum. Now picture them all bursting with the brutal stab of a 220 lbs. man and his full force punch of a 5 inch rusty carbon steel tactical knife. If you are a woman, well, I don't know how to relate it to you. So just imagine something really bad up your butt. Like childbirth! That's it, imagine you are giving birth in your ass. But...it reverses, I guess. Whatever.
This is the dark reality of few Americans. This occurrence is rare, and only seldom caught on tape. The side effects of an attack by the Butt-Stabbing Bandit include:
-Bleeding (duh)
-Crying
-Feeling of extreme pain
-Loss of bowel control (eww)
-Nightmares
-Depressing
-Rage
-More crying
-Anxiety

Note: One of the main results of an assault by the Butt-Stabbing Bandit results in the possible change in sexuality. The first stab changes you to the sexuality opposite from your original one. The second changes you back. And so on and so forth, leaving you at the mercy of if he stabs you an odd or even number of times.

Guy 1: Dude, what happened to you? We haven't seen you in weeks! I called your house, but all your roommate said was that you were in the hospital.
Guy 2: Nothing, man, nothing. *Starts to walk away, revealing the intensive bandage wrapping on his ass-region.
Guy 1: What's up with your ass, man?
Guy 2: I was.. I got attacked by the Butt-Stabbing Bandit, okay?!? Happy now?
Guy 1: Holy shit, dude... I had no idea. I'm sorry, like, I don't know what to say.
Guy 2: Just go, man. *Dark black and white flashback of attack* *Tear roles down cheek*
Guy 1: You okay?
Guy 2: Just go....

by JasperRide March 29, 2015

Barbarism

The condition of having no civilizing influences or refined culture; ignorance or crudity; savage violence or cruelty.

With their gun culture, Americans never really outgrew barbarism.

by AKACroatalin April 13, 2015

bang chan

A 5-year old Kangaroo that lives in South Korea, member of a boy group called Slay Kids. It can write songs, sing, rap and dance overall an amazing creatur

,,Have you heard of Bang Chan?,,
,,That talented Kangaroo out of Slay Kids? Of course! ! I love his songs,,

by That hot potato July 1, 2018

Bucky Barnes

The best fucking Marvel character in existence and god damn you wish he was real. He would be a great friend and an even better boyfriend. Gentle and caring, afraid of harming you. Still living in the 90s and hating on technology, you would have to help him use anything that lit up. Somewhere around 90 years old, but who gives a shit. He's hot.

Holy fucking hell I wish Bucky Barnes was real, and not just in my dreams.

by Ghost.Buster.Girl November 14, 2017

Bad link

When you pull up to the function and it’s dead

Why’d you make us come to this busted ass party like, this is bad link

by onperiodtluv January 30, 2021

Thuggizzle Cares Natural Bar Soap

The biggest bar of soap in the world made by that nigga thuggizzle.

thuggizzle cares natural bar soap weighs 9 oz

by Yougottherightone January 23, 2020