After Shock

The next evolution of the "Shocker" (two in the pink, one in the stink). Two fingers are inserted into the vagina and two fingers are inserted into anus, giving the unsuspecting woman an additional shock after the Shocker has been given

I gave Michele the Shocker last night, she slapped me for it, then I gave her the After Shock and I got slapped again.

by Bester_Chester June 1, 2009

Aeteris

1/ To describe you ability to poke someone through the use of the phrase or phrase variation "*poke*".

2/ A D-Celluar creature within the dreams of Gold & PJ.

*poke!*
"That was Aeteris!"

"Aeteris, so we meet...not again?* *dies of confusion*

by Shondocker December 17, 2004

AfterBurn Dragon

The result of not measuring your breathing intervals when inhaling weed smoke.

Results in the breathing of smoke out your nose and the feeling of numbness near your heart area and lung sack.

Do not mistake for a heart attack, its just the weed man :)

Custy: "Ah shit! I knew I fucked up! Dis weed was laced, I'm gonna die!!!"

Custy2: "Nah man dats just dat afterburn dragon, you'll feel better if u just smoke some more"

Custy: "Oh ight tatoez"

by CyphA Sunn September 10, 2007

after text

When someone texts you about "how much fun they had", that "they'd like to see you again" and that they're "sorry for leaving without saying goodbye" after you hook up.

Worried girl who over-thinks things: "I don't know if he likes me, you guys."
Girl's friends: "He definitely likes you! He send you an after text!"

by keenonwho February 21, 2011

afterbirther

President Obama released a copy of a long form birth certificate and the brain trust that is the base of the republican party refuses to accept it. Who saw that coming?

Mike from Boston: Gee, the President had to release his birth certificate AGAIN so the press will focus on important issues. Bubba from a red state: I'll bet thats a forgery. How come it says certificate of live birth-it should just say certificate of birth or birth certificate, yada, yada, yada. Bubba is an afterbirther.

by They're at it again, meh May 18, 2011

afterburner

An afterburner is a drink, made by taking a sip out a 12oz can of keystone and then pouring in a shot of everclear.

Me and James got f***** up drinking afterburners and shot squirrels with pellet guns all afternoon!

by hotshot172737 July 25, 2011

afterasm

Still sHaKiNg after the orgasm!

I gave her an Afterasm last night!

by Afterasm clothing May 6, 2017