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London Tool

Long makeshift knife/machete, usually made from a pre-existing kitchen knife base or made entirely from scratch which is illegal to own in Britain

please note: this is not meant to discriminate against the British
'ay ay shit this guy got a london tool on him'
by theplayer123122 October 12, 2023
mugGet the London Toolmug.

Tool me

A whole live pecker inside of you!
I really do wish Andrew would just tool me every which a way!!!
by GAY GOKU March 25, 2023
mugGet the Tool memug.

tools down

To stop work and relax, mostly used by Scotty Cam on The Block
Scotty Cam: Rightio blockheads, tools down.
by bloodyoath August 29, 2021
mugGet the tools downmug.

rusted tool

An underused, orangish object that fails under the slightest pressure.
We have a rusted tool for a president.
by ERB3 February 16, 2017
mugGet the rusted toolmug.

tool mark

Tool mark: the offspring of a complete douche bag, otherwise known as a tool. The tool mark is the "mark" the "tool" has left on the world.
He's wearing white sunglasses...and she's pregnant. She is going to pop out a tool mark.
by Sugar-coated sarcasm February 5, 2018
mugGet the tool markmug.

tool merchant

A road warrior with a blunt or sharp weapon(s)
SHIT! my mans drah for the tool! he a gully tool merchant blood!
by Dutty Crack G December 10, 2013
mugGet the tool merchantmug.

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