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Webmaster Tools

Website that contains downloads for webmasters to use for website development, seo (search engine optimization)
Training video's,keyword suggestions,webmaster tools,plugins,scripts,back-links,website advice etc.
by WebsiteGuru November 17, 2011
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dull tool

Someone who isn't capable of understand, or isn't smart enough to understand. A person who doesn't get the current situation
"You're such a dull tool, how can you not underst and to what I'm saying?"
by Imortal_tail October 10, 2017
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Tool Squad

Singular: tool squadee

a group of douchebags, swagfags, or other forms of assholes. Most commonly appearing in high schools and middle schools. Members can be distinguished by usually wearing polo shirts, chubbies, athletic shorts, long socks, and expensive sneakers. Often treat other people like crap, listen to hip hop music in an attempt to appear cooler, and are far-right Republican. Many tool squadees are spoiled and used to getting whatever they want from their rich parents, and are almost always white.

The only things that they talk about are athletics (specifically lacrosse), pointless social matters, and how "hard" their life is.
Bob: So then I said-

John: Look out, Tool Squad up ahead.

(Both swerve to avoid the mass of concentrated douchebaggery.)

Bob: *whew* That was close.

Tool Squad Member #1: My parents won't get me the new iPhone, my life is so hard.

Tool Squad Member #2: Are you coming to lacrosse practice tonight?
by ainm-cleite October 28, 2014
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London Tool

Long makeshift knife/machete, usually made from a pre-existing kitchen knife base or made entirely from scratch which is illegal to own in Britain

please note: this is not meant to discriminate against the British
'ay ay shit this guy got a london tool on him'
by theplayer123122 October 12, 2023
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choke the tool

When a condom doesn't roll down the entire length of the penis.
I bought a magnum xl..but it will choke the tool
by Peewee8894 January 19, 2016
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tool monster

A person who is trying so hard to fit it, it gets to the point of Frankenstein proportions, and people are almost afraid of how out of control they are and how hard they are trying. They are so ridiculous its monstorous. Its beyond the regular tool, as it goes above and beyond the normal call. You almost feel sorry for them.
Jake needs to stop trying so hard. He doesnt even like Pabst. Hes going to become a tool monster at this rate.
by rising_son July 7, 2011
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Tool me

A whole live pecker inside of you!
I really do wish Andrew would just tool me every which a way!!!
by GAY GOKU March 25, 2023
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