Ghost Butter

When you cum on an Ouija board and make someone use and they get cum on their hands.

Bro you got ghost butter all over my hands

by The butter man January 14, 2020

butter shuckser

Noun - "A person who licks a cow in the gooch, and shakes up its milk in their mouth. After a couple hours of ravenous shaking, it turns into butter. This process is completed by swallowing the butter. It is a common method for horny farmers to relieve themselves"

Some people that are butter shucksers are Mr. Bon Qui Qui, Garfield, And your local farmer.

by Señor Chang December 1, 2013

Buttered Lips

When a guy eats a whole bag of buttery popcorn and then fingers a fine female with his salty and buttery popcorn fingers. Then the guy eats out the chick and it tastes like popcorn flavored pussy.

I ate my girlfriends pussy after I had movie theater popcorn and fingered her and licked her sweet pussy and Buttered Lips.

by MostTrevorsAreGoodPeople September 3, 2019

Secure that butter!

Used to command someone to be careful with a precious resource, especially to prevent their talents, positive traits, or advantages of any kind from going to waste or turning into something negative. We are all given a certain amount of butter for our bread, and the more we have, the harder it can be to secure. All it takes is one moment of carelessness, and that butter may slip off the bread and into the toaster as we are trying to use its residual heat to warm the butter to an optimal temperature in the post-toasting phase of toast preparation. The next thing we know, the toaster is giving off a noxious scent of burnt butter as a lingering reminder of the mistake we have made.

Girl, you best secure that butter! You have a lot going for you, but I'd hate for it to fall into the toaster and haunt you forever.

by tjjohn12 June 7, 2016

butter bread

Butter bread is how lazy people say "bread with butter on it"

Dan: "Hey Jake, you want some of my butter bread?"
Jake: "Sure thing lover!"

by Remlaw2 January 12, 2016

butter tug

A butter tug is defined as using the movie theater popcorn tub to disguise a handjob while at the cinema.

While watching Jurrasic World at the cinema, my girlfriend cleaverly administered her famous butter tug.

by Jahollin July 14, 2015

Lap Butter

when a girl is fucking you while she has a yeast infection and smears that goop all over your shit.

yo i ran into some lap butter the other night, it was horrible.

by DonSlappy November 2, 2011