1) a notch that is the highest in a row or column of notches
2) slang. an item, person or idea that is so much better than everything else that it is ridiculous.
2) slang. an item, person or idea that is so much better than everything else that it is ridiculous.
by Fuckstick January 28, 2003
Get the top-notch mug.1. someone who lives a secure boring life, shops for material goods, listens to pop music, reality shows and other such crap.
2. upper-middle class, judgemental, powerfull, well educated but no life experience.
2. upper-middle class, judgemental, powerfull, well educated but no life experience.
'a good % of the population are top 30 or are becoming, with the crap on TV nowdays and the drive of consumerism'
by patchy36 April 23, 2005
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gold in the spring and diamond in the fall and then a world tour just to top it all off (BoB Arplanes)
gold in the spring and diamond in the fall and then a world tour just to top it all off (BoB Arplanes)
by Mormile August 19, 2011
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"Jared didn't just win the Halloween contest, his costume was absolutely top of the tits."
"My night was top of the tits until James puked on my new Jordans."
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"My night was top of the tits until James puked on my new Jordans."
by hatedderok October 24, 2012
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9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
8. The cat is on Valium.
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.
9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
8. The cat is on Valium.
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.
person1: i think my family is stressed
person2: do they have time to wait for a microwave dinner
person1: ur right then
person2: why
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person2: do they have time to wait for a microwave dinner
person1: ur right then
person2: why
person1: got it from this list called top 10 signs your family is stressed
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