2 Step

To jet or dip from a problematic situation.

1. Shit boi, I jus' donkey punched that bitch and she ain't movin', man i gotta 2 step the fuck out of this joint.

2. I was well on stayin at his crib and passing the dutchie for a few more hours but some pigs parked up out front so i leapt in my slab and 2 stepped.

3. I was at my bitches crib blud and laid a fucking massive fudge dragon in her shitter, the fucking thing didn't flush so I had to 2 step out like I ent got a clue what went down.

by Alski March 24, 2009

I gotta step outside

What a person says when they have to go outside and poot.

Man, I gotta step outside and poot.

by TBoneHSHS December 3, 2005

Missouri baby step

In missouri when you wait till the second date to whip out your junk. that is taking it slow cause men are just incredibly hot the further south you go in missouri. Men usually wait for a while after dating to whip out their junk, but not in missouri. the girls are begging for the average missouri man junk.

Josh: "Dude! I just got done with my first date with Julia!"
Philip: "Oh dude...did you bang her yet?"
Josh: "Im gonna go with the missouri baby step!"
Philip: "oh shit dawg! you watin till dat second date to whip that shit out? You own that man! go for it!"

by Custhburgh November 1, 2008

step up 2

A movie about a girl who street dances and she goes to school otherwise her mum's friend (who she lives with because her real mum died) will send her away and when she goes to school she meets this guy who looks like a proper nerd but can street dance too and then she also meets this other guy (robert hoffman) who is really hot but anyway he can streetdance as well and they like form a lil group with other people who you wouldn't think could street dance to compete against the girls old lil street dancig group because they kicked her out because she was missing rehearsals so they both compete at 'The Streets' which is this place where street dancers/break dancers all compete and in the end the group with the main girl and chase (robert hoffman) win but it's ace because they do this final dance at the streets and its awesome so yeah.

That's basically the main things tha happen lol
In other words...
One of my best movie's everr =

"Heyy did you see Step Up 2 at the cinema?"
"Yeah it's ace!"
"To the maxx"
lol

by Kat2k8 April 11, 2008

Steeping

The same exact thing as Tea Bagging. The difference is that you can not remove your balls from that chicks mouth until the flavor has fully set in. This process takes a minimum of two minutes. If you remove that scrotum any sooner, then you have not steeped.

That chick didn't shut up all night. Only silence I had is when I started steeping. Got a full 5 minutes!

by BBlanc March 5, 2009

Stepdad Mad

Used to describe the level of anger a Stepfather may have against a child or woman. The rawest form of anger, untamed and furious. When one is overcome with Stepdad Madness, they may exhibit a skin color similar to the blood that was about to be shed, visible veins in the face and may also be prone to using a bottle of alcohol or belt as a weapon. They may also yell in profane absurdities, say that it is someone elses fault, and destroy property as well as people, both physically and emotionally. See also: Beltmaster, Wifemaster, King of the Castle.

Kid #1: Man, did you see those bruises on Jim and his Mom?

Kid #2: Yeah dude, his Stepdad was MAD!

"Don't bother him, or he will enrage and become Stepdad Mad!"

"The door opened. Little Billy heard the cling clang of a belt being unthreaded from blue Wranglers. He was about to become another victim to his brutal beltmaster. The seething bloodshot eyes came closer. Billy pissed his pants. It was Stepdad Mad. It was too late."

"With whiskey on his breath, John belted his stepson across his bare ass. A bruised woman was crying in the corner of the kitchen. John warned "Woman, you will be next if you don't shut the fuck up and make me a steak!". He was Stepdad Mad."

by Shonny Illuminati March 12, 2009

hot step

(n) the two narrow trails of hair on the back of a male's neck, below the usual hairline. when shaggy and in need of trimming, these hairs may be "hot-stepping" towards the collar, or even forward towards the ears. this is the first stage towards a mullet

I need to use the clippers to trim my hot step. I've got an interview today and don't want hair coming out of my collar!

by inikamoze March 14, 2009