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Spooge

Male semen, or the act of ejaculation. Generally a term used by men towards other men in social situations.
"She's so hot I think I spooged myself."
or
"What is this? Spooge?"
by Scalpel January 6, 2005
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Spooning

A form of cuddling in which the man embraces the woman from the back and fit together like spoons. Hence the word "spooning."

For Girls: Cute, Warm, & Straight to sleep
For Guys: A face full of hair, A dead arm, & an awkward boner
Girl to Girl: "Omg me and my boyfriend were spooning last night and it was so adorable! I slept like a baby."

Guy to Guy: "Bro I was spooning with my girl last night and it was so weird. I took me like 3 hours to fall asleep, and I couldn't move because I didn't want her to feel me."
by kingshitpaolo187 February 9, 2013
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Spooby

A Dumb Ass Person. Someone who doesn’t comprehend shit; Think they know everything but sound stupid as fuck. And They breathe smell like goat balls.
You a spooby ass nigga for running.
by BigDaddyJay February 1, 2019
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Spooge Rifle

That one gun from Unreal Tournament; it's really called a "Bio Rifle" or something. It shoots globs of green goo that looks like alien spooge (hence the nickname "Spooge Rifle"), and then explodes into smaller blobs of green goo.

The gun has high power, but it travels slow through the air and is easy to dodge. It only explodes if you charge it up, then it's okay if you miss.
nub: u suk
Nubluva: your trying to shoot me with a spooge rifle, u nub!
by Nubluva October 29, 2005
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spooling on bitches

1)To spool by some bitches in a boosted(turbocharged) car and hit them with some BOV's(blow off valves). Can also be referred to as spooling on fools.

2)Racing some bitches in a boosted car and winning
1)Im bored lets go spooling on bitches

2)Dude i raced that car, but it was slow cause i spooled all over that bitch
by spoolinonfools February 4, 2009
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Spoogeman Jenkins

An individual of lower intelliectual standing who tries to imatate the characteristics of one who posseses a dildo. Also known as a person who releases anal man juice at the sight of elderly man. Thirdly, someone who has been known to premie ejack in public situations.
Ahhh what is that crusty paste like shit on that jerbrones pants? He obvioulsy just prematuraly ejactulated in a public place for no good reason, hes a Spoogeman Jenkins

Hey dude you don't even have a dildo you fucking Spoogeman Jenkins!
by The OSJ October 20, 2009
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alpha spoon

When two people spoon, the alpha spoon is in back. Also known as the big spoon, they compliment the beta spoon.
She's small and I'm tall, so I always wind up the alpha spoon.
by undefinedsymbol January 22, 2009
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